mchele

[muria.mboco]

this shit is real,feels like I was under a bus…hekaya nkipona kichwa.

[Ice_Cube]

hehehe pole

[bokoHalal]

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Judi xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week’s lottery.

Ctrl+C ∆ Ctrl+V

[system]

@muria.mboco

this shit is real,feels like I was under a bus…hekaya nkipona kichwa.

Pole sana,hope you did not loose anything in the process. A friend of mine got completely cleaned out

[bjurmann]

Hope hukujipata na the raw white sticky mucous part of the egg hapo kwa mkuundo. Kuna msee alifanywa hivyo. He had to go to hospital to confirm Kama amefunguliwa boot.

[faka_d]

Sijawai elewa mtu huekewa rice kiaje kwa club.unless uwe wale wasee wa kiherehere na stupid fisiology tacticts i.e trying to grab the asss of every clit carrier you come across.
Always be calm n composed,ukienda loo maliza drink kwanza kisha dont entertain nonsense from chiqs you didnt come with.acha kukimbilia pussy inajipa kwa urahisi.
lastly bt not least,avoid pub za mashida mashida hivi,ukiingia club na unapitana na dem ananuka makwapa hio sio club,hio ni kujipeleka kichinjio.

[daddy_kool]

ooh boy ! Pole

[Mathaais]

Pole, you can’t have diarrhoea and be bored.
-Julius Malema 2014.

[muria.mboco]

sikuibiwa,was saved by a lady friend vile aliona nimelewa na tusker mbili,manage to land in ditch,slept hapo,got some guys to tow me out leo asubui,but nko na dent kwa shoulder sijui ilitoka wapi…eldoret nimeogopa sasa…

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

@muria.mboco

sikuibiwa,was saved by a lady friend vile aliona nimelewa na tusker mbili,manage to land in ditch,slept hapo,got some guys to tow me out leo asubui,but nko na dent kwa shoulder sijui ilitoka wapi…eldoret nimeogopa sasa…

Pole arif

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

@faka d

Sijawai elewa mtu huekewa rice kiaje kwa club.unless uwe wale wasee wa kiherehere na stupid fisiology tacticts i.e trying to grab the asss of every clit carrier you come across.
Always be calm n composed,ukienda loo maliza drink kwanza kisha dont entertain nonsense from chiqs you didnt come with.acha kukimbilia pu**y inajipa kwa urahisi.
lastly bt not least,avoid pub za mashida mashida hivi,ukiingia club na unapitana na dem ananuka makwapa hio sio club,hio ni kujipeleka kichinjio.

There is a greek saying, ‘njamba iguithagio ni mucakwe …’
Please google

[mabenda4]

Pole bro.

[kingolonde]

Pole mbloo

[Touchlyrics]

@faka d

Sijawai elewa mtu huekewa rice kiaje kwa club.unless uwe wale wasee wa kiherehere na stupid fisiology tacticts i.e trying to grab the asss of every clit carrier you come across.
Always be calm n composed,ukienda loo maliza drink kwanza kisha dont entertain nonsense from chiqs you didnt come with.acha kukimbilia pu**y inajipa kwa urahisi.
lastly bt not least,avoid pub za mashida mashida hivi,ukiingia club na unapitana na dem ananuka makwapa hio sio club,hio ni kujipeleka kichinjio.

Mwanaume ni kujichocha, na kuhanya. Ur definition of a night out nikukaa kwa counter and watching football, ALONE! Hata simba huchapwa teke na wildebeest, that won’t stop his hunting. Eazer msee, as long as ur alright, game ni ile ile, but sasa umenjanjaruka. A true fisi goes through such stuff.

[faka_d]

Am usually of the opinion that ukipewa mwea products hio hua it is cz of your own doing/ignorance.b4 ukule pishori there are lots of telltale signs eg mapenzi mob na kupapaswa na dem umemeet mara ya 1st hio siku,how now?!!!
wewe unateremsha tusker vizuri while dem ananyonya chupa to keep an eye on you ndio she paunce.
then unakimbilia dem ni celeb kwa club,everyone knows her na salamu haziishi.
sorry to say unless umeekewa mchele kwa food in a hotel hii kelele ya kujifanya victims ni upusss

[Ice_Cube]

@Touchlyrics

Hata simba huchapwa teke na wildebeest

nani anaunda kamusi ya Semi za Ktalk? huku watu hu come up na very interesting phrases :D:D:D:D:D

[faka_d]

@Touchlyrics

Mwanaume ni kujichocha, na kuhanya. Ur definition of a night out nikukaa kwa counter and watching football, ALONE! Hata simba huchapwa teke na wildebeest, that won’t stop his hunting. Eazer msee, as long as ur alright, game ni ile ile, but sasa umenjanjaruka. A true fisi goes through such stuff.

when am out n feeling like wetting my shaft in new nookie,i usually take my time to study my surroundings.Then identify my wet pond to be,kisha nampa macho for afew mins b4 making my move.
i.e identify,intoxicate then later i inserminate heavily.
I did not say you go hog at the counter like wimps.boss ata ukila njugu mtu huchagua sebuse kuma!!

[muria.mboco]

@faka d

Am usually of the opinion that ukipewa mwea products hio hua it is cz of your own doing/ignorance.b4 ukule pishori there are lots of telltale signs eg mapenzi mob na kupapaswa na dem umemeet mara ya 1st hio siku,how now?!!!
wewe unateremsha tusker vizuri while dem ananyonya chupa to keep an eye on you ndio she paunce.
then unakimbilia dem ni celeb kwa club,everyone knows her na salamu haziishi.
sorry to say unless umeekewa mchele kwa food in a hotel hii kelele ya kujifanya victims ni upusss

Preach brother…but this is part of the ufisi sacco occupational hazards.[ATTACH=full]26830[/ATTACH]

[kalel]

cost of doing business lakini wacha nicheke tu…hehehe

[phantom]

@muria.mboco

sikuibiwa,was saved by a lady friend vile aliona nimelewa na tusker mbili,manage to land in ditch,slept hapo,got some guys to tow me out leo asubui,but nko na dent kwa shoulder sijui ilitoka wapi…eldoret nimeogopa sasa…

kumbe Eldoret pia ni kubaya skuizi? uliekewa mchele kwa joint gani huko?