Nilidungwa long grain nikiwa chicken inn pale Bellevue bana and the tushosh who did it didn’t look the part. Nilikua nasosi chicken chips and fanta orange madiaba. To this day I don’t know how it happened. One of the tushosh came and asked kama the silver German machine parked outside ni yangu ati imemblock. Next thing naamka Mater hosi bila phones, wallet, na USD ATM imenunua fridge, microwave and washing machine Tuskys Moi avenue. Tuskys walikua maumbwa and we’re complicit in that purchase. Thank God they went down. Uzuri they didn’t touch the car, ilibaki Bellevue.
Halafu nowdays you can’t trust a your fellow ndume with your drink. Not long ago unaenda kunyora you don’t even utter a word. Just a hand signal to the stranger you’re sharing a table with informing him of your intention and he gives you a thumbs up. Sasa kama ndume ndio ilikulishwa copper sita juu ya pishori, then we’re not safe gentlemen