Hii mchele ya autopilot is getting out of control now.
Picture this: Jamaa anapanda Guardian ya kuondoka usiku kutoka Nyanza. He takes the seat not against the window. So this mchele niccur anachukua kiti ya dirisha and introduces himself rapport nini nini. Immediately after bus imeanza kuondoka, this mchele niccur akasema waswitch seats.
This guy doesn’t know what happened but anakumbuka alipewa biscuit na huyu mswahili wa mchele. After around 15 minutes guy goes autopilot. Akaibiwa kila kitu mpaka Mpesa but hawezi recollect akipeana Mpesa pin yake. Fortunately, huyu jamaa alichukua wallet yake na akabeba pesa lakini ni kama hakuitisha ATM pin. Kwa bahati, hii buda ya mchele ikamwachia 100bob kwa mfuko ya shati na macoins.
FFW, bus imefika Nairobi kila mtu ameshuka except huyu niccur autopilot. The Guardian Co. takes the guy to Mbagathi, lakini this guy is behaving normal. Talk to him and he responds and obeys all commands normally. Wakaona boss niccur yuko sawa. Wakarudi na yeye kwa company offices ndio apickiwe na relatives. After sometime, this guy cannot be traced, kumbe he went to buy credit thinking he has his phone. Akaikosa. Akaomba watchie phone aload credo. Whatever went through his mind, lakini dude started saying watchie amemwibia phone. Niccur pigwa vibaya sana na mawatchie tao na kuanza kusema mwizi. He succeeds to escape and is back to Guardian offices. Mchana ikafika and dude spends the rest of the day loitering in town. Relatives had to camp at the offices the whole day just in case this guy came back. Luckily dude shows up late in the evening. Taken home dresses, and goes back to hospital. Took three more days to get back to his senses. Short term memory inafutika kabisaaa.
Another guy. This one is traveling from Mombasa to Kirinyaga. Niccur akapanda bus Akakulishwa biscuit, switched autopilot mode on. Since Saturday the guy has been autopilot to date. That’s a whole week and we still counting. The most surprising thing is this guy will respond to everything you tell him utadhani yuko normal. Short term memory, nothing. He lost everything, money, clothes, laptop, documents.
Disclaimer: Hii thread sio ya Ktalkers juu nyinyi wote mna magari lakini only 4 have Toyota keys za mhindi
Thanks for the heads up. As a regular Mombasa Nairobi route user hata maji ile ya bure ya bus company siguzangi…n when you are counting wenye magari hapa ktalk,never forget to mention my footsubishi. @Luther12 can relate,he has a footsubaru turbo
Do people still accept foodstuffs from total strangers? Just coz mumebonga na mtu half the journey now he’s a buddy? He better use other ‘remote’ means to shortcircuit me, but not through biscuits, sodas, fruits etcetera.
Both cases are not due to carelessness i must say. There must be something these guys are doing to someone before giving you the biscuit. What it is, hio ndio sijui. Both guys had their soft drinks and snacks but they didn’t resist the biscuit offer. Mtu wa miaka above 25, ameishi kutravel akipewa biscuit kama mtoto na kuchukua bado sijaelewa vile hio inahappen. The first case, the guy reports that he felt a strange taste but continued to eat it.
@Luther12 TAFADHALI NISAIDIE NIELEWE HOW NILIPEANA PIN YANGU YA MPESA AFTER KUPEWA MCHELE (30 K ILIENDA) , IT HAPPENED TO ME HII NI DAWA GANI DAKTARI , ITS TRUE MEMORY HUPOTEA KABISA HATA HUKUMBUKI NI SHETANI GANI ULIENDA KUKAMUA. BUT THANK GOD 6 YEARS NOW SIJAKULA MCHELE TENA. AND WE ARE PLANNING ON LYNCHING A MCHELE DISPENSER THIS MONTH KUCHOMA WAOGOPE ESTATE YETU
i told people that there was someting like this in 2013 nikaambiwa ni uongo.
niliibiwa 54k kutoka mpesa,that was the last time i visited any dingy joint.
this was in nyeri
Nitapanda hio basi tu kama kawaida! Nitafanya yote kwa uangalifu. I will try not to be complacent! But… Hayo mengine nitawachia bahati na sibu! Kwa sababu najua si lazima ulishwe biskuti. Hata hewa unapuliziwa na unapatikana all the same!
Whole week. Unfortunately, most people who travel by these buses cannot afford proper toxicology tests and governments are busy painting hospitals. Hapa nayo ukipeana ATM pin na umepandisha withdrawal yako to Maximum, unaoshwa wiki mzima.
… now, that explains how I was mchelewad, had a car accident n lot my credit card. When I did report it to a branch in yaya, was told it is actually being run in Westland at an atm. The tussle that followed with the bank was huge. They bank said that it’s my original card that was used n my bank issued pin used.
