Mchagua kuma si mtombi

Sex & Relationships
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Over the years My tolerance for attitude from a bish is >1%
It sounds simple u chat a girl up and decide to meet.
Right?
WRONG!

#It started na hii story ya fare. Getting ripped off/ Stood up sometimes unaenda kiserian unapata hakuna mtu
I decided am making it 100% clear am never sending fare. Wewe kopa. Ama nikutumie uber
If not. Just piss off

#Others wakifika wanataka kuenda public place and gorge on food and drinks
I decided i would make it 1000% clear we were gonna go back to my place (delvery mambo yote)
If not. Just piss off

#Haya some wakiskia wanakam homeground wanaanza kuniambia bei… u know… hoes
I decided i would make it 10,000% no hoes allowed
If not. Just piss off

#Lastly… kuna venye dame anaweza kam roho safi buttt…
& The bish is fat/ugly (dirty ama badly dressed naweza understand kidogo)
But this chic was lliterally fat, ugly, dirty and badly dressed
Exibit A ya leo… anafanana na @Shiroe
Waru tings (atleast make ur hair goddamit!)

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2

weka picha yako, we compare and comment!

3

ndo maana we ni SV bado… utakuwa VE lini??

4

Wacha wakuje wanawatch game ya Liverpool

5

Warthog calling hippo ugly

6

:meffi:
:meffi:

7

Tumekuja tena na lesso.

8

Uyo ako tu fine sana, kwanza kama anakupea roho safi with no strings. Na uwache kuanika picha za watu buda, anaeza kuwa @Phenomenal Woman ama @Phylgee

9

its the hair that pissed me off

10

I see a perfectly normal and good looking lady …hio nywele inaitwa homeless look (I stand corrected) na ni ladies fashion ! perfectly good!!! Wanaume mnatakanga nini??? Akinyoa makosa, akiweka weave ohh sigwes sahi amewacha nywele bado hutaki let’s cut the sisters some slack for once !!! The govt is already fucking us so ukipata wa kufuck pia wewe tulia!

11

You just said you have been tolerating them over the years so why you bitching? Pambana na hali yako

12

Am I the only one who thinks the lady is Okay? Ama wote lazima wakue na nywele za farasi na make-up layer 5 ndio waitwe warembo

13

That girl is perfectly fine

But I understand Brazilian and Colombian models are the standard here.

14

Mwanaume anajiamini huchagua coomer.Kwani zinakuaga blind dates?si before uamue kurusha mistari mtu huitisha picha na idea ya chenye unaendea…Ama ni kutaftiwa?

15

Bomoa kabat polepole nanii

16

We should petition admin to look at this matter.

17

the lady is fine nice dimples, your eyes are not

18

You’re a ferking looser kila mara oh kuma blah blah blah na hata hakuna explicit pics we huweka unatusumbua na story mob kama mama. Fucking virgin get a life.

19

that ghel is more than fine…being natural bila faking a thing

20

that girl is beautiful,looks kale