Mbus ya kiraitu

News & Politics
1

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting that;

  1. Meru Governor Kiraitu did SIX opinion polls before announcing his move to Azimio.

  2. The results in all of them show a clear loss for Azimio and even Mbus Party.

  3. The last poll, just before his move had interesting results

UDA - 66%

PNU - 0.5%

ODM - 5.1%

None - 9.5%

Nasa - 0.3%

Jubilee - 0.5%

Don’t know ,- 12.3%

DEP/ Mbus - 4.6%

Azimio la umoja - 1.3%

PRESIDENTIAL

William Ruto - 58.1%

Undecided - 24.8%

Raila Odinga - 16.9%

IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!

2

Keep consoling yourself. Hiyo mwizi wenu tutamuonyesha dust pale kwa debe.

3

Niaje mzito @Circledot

4

Sometimes even kudanganya requires some level of intelligence… yaani someone carries out opinion polls (not one but six), clearly identifies the losing team then proceeds to join it?

5

Endelea kujiconsole na hizo fake news. Azimio has bagged Meru and Kisii. Today it was tsunami ni ngamia capital Wajir. Baba is sweeping yellow fever to lake Victoria and onwards to Uganda and Congo.

6

Tunajua mwizi mkuu wa Mali ya umma watazimia pamoja na ndugu yake.