Those who are not aware in 2006-2010 this is how u got bitches
Ungejiita hivi Fb. U were a certified mtombaji.. i had multiple handles which all fell to the wayside
Life was so much simpler then. Kwanza nilikua na beshte yangu his name was Mtombaji Kuma he used to throw me passes kama Ozil/ Kdb. Haha 
Gooddays. Nakumbuka nilibambwa day moja na cyber cafe attendant. Ndio iliisha ivo. If ur still out there my nigga respect!
Think I’ve had 20 phones total in my life.. in 2010 we’d just give them away and take them back when you break up. On to the next one.
Kwa nini iliisha, na ulikuwa Facebook?
Kwani Chebet Pinky ameuza kuma since 1999
Huyo dem huwa na senye dry as fuck. Few clips nimeona akibomolewa senye iko dry kushinda sahara desert
She is an attention seeking cocktease who preys on akina @rexxsimba
Same class na mwende frey
Uko mtu mzima kumbe
2006 I was still a virgin. Kumbe wewe ni dinosaur?
Life was tough then bana
U had to buy a chic a new phone. Umpeleke Limuru Brackenhurst. Na bado ungenyimwa depending on the weather. It had to be under 18°
Mzee kibor bought land etc ndio apatiwe
Siku hizi 3 minutes on ur phone unapata kitu sweffi kushinda hizo vitu za ocha kibor was eating
Rusha digits
Pia kijiji kulikuwa na mtombaji hodari on his way to danguro to prosecute lanye he met @purple. He saw the light and was baptised mwombaji hodari.
Tuambie ukweli. Tunajua alikuwa anajiita Nasaga Wanaume
