Mbona Kenya Ni Wahindi Pekee Hucheza Poker?

Go to any place that hosts poker na utapata tu ni wahindi. And they will gang up against you shamelessly. City Casino owner once promised me if I can organise regular games he’d give me venue, staff and tables plus free soft drinks for participants. Never really pushed it, but now am wondering if I should have. Kwanini wakenya hawachezi poker?

:D:D:D Let me guess : the German casino owner, right?

You must be strong. To carry all that feaces in your head all day long every day,

Ambia watu vitu za odibets,hii unaongea ni quantum physics,hawataelewa

Wewe Tom Bayeye by the way sasa najua nakujua. Last time ulikana hukua Ngong Road. But najua ni wewe.

Because every man has an addiction

It requires mental arithmetic and bonobos shun doing calculations.

Hata mimi najua kucheza poker… Niko cardi

Kila gunyani ni starehe zake

Asians gamble a lot, na si Indians pekee yao.

Indians are addicted to poker. I had an Indian colleague who would go to Diamond Plaza and blow over 300k on poker

You are not a good friend. You could advice him ajengee huko kwa india. Waache kuhara ovyo ovyo kwa streets.

And the Chinese too.
I know one who lost alot of cash in a matter of hours playing pai gow.
Poker iko na wenyewe.

we tried warning the guy but he wasn’t listening

we pleaded with Buddha to save the guy but he is a stubborn SOB

Where are the games? I play poker

Did you see a dark,baldy,potbellied 5ft bantu? If not,that aint me man. Besides last time nikiwa ngong road was in prestige hapo august and before that,march pale kwa gate pentecost church nikitongoza msichana wa wenyewe kabla aingie kutubu.

Alafu,nikuulize,how do you look up a person and know ,“yeah this is Majid Korane from ougadougou”…?

Juu watu ulikua nao walikua wanakuita Tom Bayeye

Hizi ni gani tena? Must be that black face pink lips Tin Tin character.
Do you know the first time i came up with that name was in 2001,internet ikiwa tu kwa cyber,ilikua ya kukatia wasichana,I introduced myselefu ka nimeng’oka,trap is set ,a few minutes later nakujiwa na kicheko and voila! kitoweo imejipa. So i wouldnt be surprised if other toms ,deeks and hairy have a liking to that name. Its a conversation piece you know…like that malawian diplomat…Musenge Mukuma,do you know how many mbishes anaeza rokota?:D:D