VIPI WADAU
THE PURVEYOR OF MAID BUTTOCKS, THE SLAYER OF MBOCHEZ FROM TURKANA TO TIMBUKTU IS BACK WITH AN ULTIMATE EPISODE.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PRISCA, THE KIKUYU INCREDIBLE ASS.
**I WAS IN A MATATU LAST WEEK FROM NAKURI TO NAI NA NILIKUA NIMEKAA KWA DIRISHA PANDE YA SIDEWALK. ** DURING A SHORT STOP AT A PETROL STATION, I SAW A LADY WEARING A RED LONG DRESS AND CARRYING HER LUGGAGE TO A MATATU. MATAKO YAKE ILIKUA INA TINGIKA KAMA BALOON IMEJAA MAJI. NILISKIA ILE KITU MTU HUSKIA AKIONA KITU YA KUSHANGAZA HADI ROHO INA SHUKA KWA TUMBO. LAKINI ROHO YANGU ILISHUKA HADI KWA MBORO. NIKAMBAO
I KNEW SHE HAD TO BE A MBOCH JUU YA NGUO ZAKE NA VILE ALIKUA AMEBEBA MZIGO. LUCKILY, MATATU ALIKUA ANAINGIA HAIKUA NA WATU ISPOKUA MZEE FLANI NA BIBI YAKE HAPO MBELE IMMEDIATELY NIKA INGIA NA KUKAA KANDO YAKE NA KUPIGA LUGHA MOJA HATARI. AKANIAMBIA ANAKUJA NAIROBI KUFANYA KAZI YA NYUMBA. NIKAMBAO ZAIDI KUJUA YEYE NI MBOCH KWA UKWELI. TUKABADILISHA NAMBA KAMA KAWA. FAST FORWARD JANA NILIKUA KEJA SOLO. NIKABAHATISHA TU KUMPIGIA AKASEMA SUNDAY NI OFF YAKE NA HANA FORM NIKAMSHO MFANYIKAZI WANGU HAYUKO NA NATAKA KUOSHA VIATU, KAMA ANAEZA KAM ANISAIDIE KUOSHA NA TUKULE LUNCH PAMOJA AKASEMA NITUME FARE. NILIFANYA HIVYO HARAKA SANA. ALIPOFIKA, ALIKUA AMEKIPAKA ILE MARASHI YA MAMBOCH NA ALIKUA ANANUKA NYEGE VIBAYA SANA. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW TO MAMBOCH, MAMBOCH KARIBU WOTE HUWA NA HARUFU FLANI YA NYEGE. SIJUI HUTOKA WAPI NIKAMWAMBIA ANIPIKIE NA ANIOSHEE VIATU NIKO NA SUPRISE YAKE. BAADA YA KUNIOSHEA NA KUPIKA, NILIMUALIKA KWA MEZA TUKAKULA. NA NIKAMUULIZA KAMA AKO NA SHIDA KUNIFANYIA KAZI ZA BIBI, AKACHEKA TU. TUKACHEKA PAMOJA. HAPO NDIO NIKAONA NAFASI TUKAPIMANA, NA VILE ALIENDA KUOSHA VIOMBO JIKONI, NILIONA SKIRT YAKE ILIKUA NA MAJI, MATAKO YAKE ILIKUA IMETOKEA KAMA SHIET! NIKAMPIGA HUG YA NYUMA NA TUKATOANA NGUO NA KUENDA BEDROOM
DOGGY STYLE YAKE NI KALI SANA. HUYU NAYE ALINIMALIZA VIBAYA SIKUEZA KURECORD VIPOA SANA JU MATAKO YAKE ILIKUA INA BOUNCE KA NONESENSE
OF COURSE NI DAMU. ALIKUA ANAANZA PERIOD HIO SIKU. THATS WHY THEY INVENTED A THING CALLED A CONDOM! NI RAHISI SANA KUJUA MTU HAPATANGI KUMA, NYI HUONGEA NI KA HAMJUI MADEM HUTOKA DAMU KILA MWEZI KWA KUMA. LAKINI LABDA NI UKWELI. LABDA HUJUI JU HUPATANGI KUMA
SAWA. SINA KITU YA KU PROVE TO ANYONE ON THIS SITE. YOU EITHER BELIEVE OR DONT. I WILL KEEP POSTING REGARDLESS. STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF MBOCH CHRONICLES
YOU MUST NOT BE GOOD AT READING. I RESPONDED AND INFORMED HIM THAT THAT SPECIFIC PIC WAS FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES. MAMBOCH WENGI HAWANA WHATSAPP. THAT IS THE CLOSEST IMAGE TO HER SHAPE. YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT
ITS NOT THAT THE STORY DIDNT NECESSARILY “ADD UP”. I’M FATIGUED FROM POSTING EVERY DETAIL ON THIS SITE ABOUT HAWA MAMBOCH FOR PEOPLES CONSUMPTION. IT CAN BE TRICKY WRITING PARAGRAPHS ON PARAGRAPHS OF A STORY FOR LIKES ONLY. THATS JUST THE TRUTH. BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. GARI YETU ILIFANYA STOP OVER PAHALI GARI ZINGINE ZILIKUA ZINA BOARD WATU. THEN I SAW HER, TALKED KIDOGO, WENT BACK KWA MAT YANGU. IS THERE ANY MORE CLARITY YOU NEED? VIDEO IKO KWA TELEGRAM YANGU
