Well well well (clears throat) John Barasa, MCA and Jubilee turncoat from bungoma County could not believe what would unfold as he tried to sell the Jubilee agenda in bungoma County yesterday… covering for @Ghetto our senior most correspondent, Live from UOTP studios we bring you what unfolded to One Mr. John Barasa Judas Iscariot Lichoti @uwesmake as he tried to sell the Jubilee agenda
UOTP strongman 1:kijana umerukwa na kichwa? Wewe ni nani?
Lichoti : papa kulichy wa waiterero na nasema Chupilee tamu!
Strongman : Unajua uko wapi kijana?
Lichoti : sindio mimi kama pukusu shepart master nachua na nachua! Niliambiwa na waiterero na Wakanyama ntuku yake nipigie makoti facing Mt kenya niseme thaai th…(before he could finish the statement a flying kick from nowhere combination with a hot slap!)
Lichoti : MAYTEI! MAYTEI! MAYTEI! (mayday! Mayday!)
@pamba who had tricked Lichoti that he would offer security turned and gave him one hot slap and pushed Lichoti to the hungry mob
Lichoti :MAYTEI! MAYTEI!
And that folks is how the term maytei was first heard.
Over and out.
[ATTACH=full]85615[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85616[/ATTACH]@pamba [ATTACH=full]85617[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85618[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85619[/ATTACH]Time : 4.35pm
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Get circumcised then maybe you will grow up @uncle nyap
Tuliza majeraha pole pole… chieth
Uncle nyap badala ushughulikie bibi ni kupost upuzi saa kama hii?
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bibi mgani jamaa hutombwa matako na ma wochi wenzake .
Eng_iti
February 25, 2017, 2:34am
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@Ghetto come here now or i shoot randomly
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gashwin
February 25, 2017, 3:59am
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sadness of creativity…when one doesn’t know if they are writing news story…
system
February 25, 2017, 4:24am
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Well well well (clears throat) John Barasa, MCA and Jubilee turncoat from bungoma County could not believe what would unfold as he tried to sell the Jubilee agenda in bungoma County yesterday… covering for @Ghetto our senior most correspondent, Live from UOTP studios we bring you what unfolded to One Mr. John Barasa Judas Iscariot Lichoti @uwesmake as he tried to sell the Jubilee agenda
UOTP strongman 1:kijana umerukwa na kichwa? Wewe ni nani?
Lichoti : papa kulichy wa waiterero na nasema Chupilee tamu!
Strongman : Unajua uko wapi kijana?
Lichoti : sindio mimi kama pukusu shepart master nachua na nachua! Niliambiwa na waiterero na Wakanyama ntuku yake nipigie makoti facing Mt kenya niseme thaai th…(before he could finish the statement a flying kick from nowhere combination with a hot slap!)
Lichoti : MAYTEI! MAYTEI! MAYTEI! (mayday! Mayday!)
@pamba who had tricked Lichoti that he would offer security turned and gave him one hot slap and pushed Lichoti to the hungry mob
Lichoti :MAYTEI! MAYTEI!
And that folks is how the term maytei was first heard.
Over and out.
[ATTACH=full]85615[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85616[/ATTACH]@pamba [ATTACH=full]85617[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85618[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]85619[/ATTACH]Time : 4.35pm
Mtu Mzima unawaste bundles kuweka ujinga kama hii hapa?Ama you are just another retard?
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Enda uandike encyclopedia gathee
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Chifu
February 25, 2017, 5:37am
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@uncle nyam used to post sensible stuff before this UoTp and RWNBzp came. Izi siasa zmefanya abadilike na kuwa auntie nyap. This is hilarious though.
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@uncle nyam umenimaliza. Ongezea hio JudASS ma sweep.
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Web_Dev
February 25, 2017, 5:51am
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Hizo matusi zako ni za kitoto sana. For the first time I will have to choose ignore since I have puked enough times.
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Tuseme sahii @uwesmake akinuswa kama amefika Kanduyi nduru inaanza Bungoma town? @pamba , hebu chunga hii kura yetu
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uncle nyap your new incognito
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