maternity fee

hii bei ya kuzaa ni mob sipati watoto afadhali ninunue nduthi mbili

Na condom ni 100bob mseh

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Pulling out is free!

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Plan ahead bana.
get insured like afew months prior to knocking your wife up and pay the premiums.This way when the time comes uko sorted.
Ama kazalie kwa gava,the city’s zoo pumwani.

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Ati 100bob?

kids in liability in short

Spoken like a real kid

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I thought gover. Is free?nhif?

wewe kwisha my last kid was a cs and cost about 230,000 at agha khan

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Mimi sijui Nairobi kuko aje. CS upcountry us about 70k - 120k exclusive of Nhif rebate, in reputable hospitals.

It still is.

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Hence my insurance comment.ata the cheapest ya 12k a year gives you i think maternity cover provided that the kid is born atleast 10 months after application.you get kitu 200-250k worth of cover.for a new family n not so well off this seems like the logical option to start a family.
wasee wa insurance can educate us more on this.

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Ever met idiots running up n down when the mrs is in the labour ward wakitafta pesa ya kulipa.this really leaves me wondering kwani mimba ni kikohozi umeamka nayo pap.
its all in planning

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delivery in government hospitals is free including c-section

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All that money alafu unazaa mtoto anaongea hivi

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My first born alizaliwa MP Shah …services ziko poa lakini bei jameni:(
Ni kama kinunua kaploti kamulu:D:D

Wapi bei ya pumwani??

Free

Majuu kuzaa na kulea ni Sareh!.. kikikiki…
And that includes a weekly payment to the mother for bothering to open her legs open!..
Mtoto ni wa serikali upto University education and i mean that Likeliterally!..
(No wonder i have 3 babymommas!..)

Did i mention that i have apparently Knocked up some new 25 year old (accidentally)…
I`m just about to have 4 babymommas but just as well;… it took me a while But i now know my purpose in this World; to impregnate Single Stubborn Women.

Nimekubali Wito wako Baba.

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majuu Nigeria ama?
juu in USA its a different story. uliza watu vile wanalia of student loans