Maswali Manne kwa Rais Samia Suluhu

Je, kwa nini uishirikiana na wakoloni kumtoa JP Magufuli kafara?

Je, kwa nini uliiba uchaguzi na kuwaua wananchi wako ambao walipinga ushindi wako wa uongo?

Je, kwa nini unamlipa liburukenge lako lijiitaye @255 shilingi hamsini za Kitanzania kwa siku kuja kudhulumu wakenya humu mtandaoni KenyaTalk?

Je, unafahamu kwamba kinachohitajika kukamata Tanzania mzima ni maafisa watatu wa G4S na polisi wawili wa trafiki?

Huna hadhi ya kumuuliza Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania. Nenda kakate govi lako kwanza.

Yeye ni binadamu kama sisi wengine. Anakula, kukojoa, na kujisaidia haja kubwa kama sisi wengine.

Ni hitaji lake kama mtumishi wa umma kujibu maswali haya.

Kijana nenda shule na ukate govi lako. Rais ni Taasisi siyo mtu mmoja.
Mbona wakenya mnakuwa wapumbavu kiasi hicho?

TISS ni Taasisi ya Rais. Nenda shule acha upumbavu.

Soma Act hii hapa ya TISS - Tanzania inaendeshwa kwa Rule of Laws

Tanzania is not Kenya, Somalia, South Sudan, DRC, Country which do not have Laws and Regulations.

Everything in Tanzania regulated.

kijana acha kuota ndoto za mchana. Atajibu makosa yake yote. Roho ya JPM inaangalia kwa makini.

Unaropoka. Tanzania is not weak as Kenya. Your country is so weak. Tanzania has power to tell European Union shut up.

Wananchi wa TZ lazima waokolewe.

Madikteta wote na wawezeshaji wao wa kikoloni wataanguka.

Mawazo ya kipumbavu kabisa. Ask Uganda will tell you about Tanzania. Jaribuni chokochoko zenu mtatujua sisi ni nani. Kenya is a failed Country everyone knows that.

Tutaichukua mombasa mkileta michezo ya kipumbavu. Tutashirikiana na Somalia na Ethiopia kuwanyang’anya Mombassa. Ask your Intelligency Service about Tanzania will tell you the truth.

Usiwe na wasiwasi mwanangu.

Tunakamata kila mji, kwanzia Dar moja kwa moja hadi Ushirombo.

Katulie papo hapo upangwe.

Kwikwikwikwikwi. Tarehe 29 Oct tuliua wakenya zaidi ya 5,000. Mbona hamji kuchukua maiti zenu?

Naye Dikteta Samia asuburi papo hapo.

Tutamfunga jela humu Kamiti miaka isiyopungua mia mbili.

Hamna neno.

Haya ngojea hiyo jela. Kwikwikwikwikwi. Juzi niliua wakenya 9.

Hamna neno. Ombi langu ni kwamba udumishe ujasiri na kiburi hiki tunapokutana.

Chukueni room mudinyane

Chief, this is a serious war between Kenya and TZ. Kindly scrub the Calabash toilets thoroughly as Wuod Ugenya deconstructs this bonobo

Kenyans are just loudmouths on social media., It’s a paper lion.

Tuzungumze kwa kiswahili. Kiingereza sio ngome yenyu.

Ungependa kufungwa Kamiti au Shimo la tewa?