Mashemechi Simunakuweko na Mankusi Pwana............

Waluhya kwani shida yenu ni nini exactly?

At least sisi Kikuyus ujinga wetu wa kuuwana ni juu ya pesa.

Vituko vyenu ziko another level na ni za kijinga kupindukia. Kama kundandia ndege ama kutomba kuku.

Sasa leo niko hapa Slow Sunday nasoma The Nairobian slore-slore and guess what, I come across a story on one Timothy “One-Ball” Wafula Ofwaya. To its credit, The Nairobian has headlined the story “Nut-case”.

Any way, Timothy woke up morning.

He realised he had some loose change.

He drank tea and then headed to the local shopping centre.

He bought a Nacet razor blade.

He then went back home.

He removed his trousers.

He took a good look at his genitals and didn’t like what he saw.

He got hold of his scrotum and cut it open.

He pulled out one of his balls, which was now just hanging by the epididymis.

He cut off the ball.

Then he threw it to a nearby kienyeji jogoo chicken.

The chicken promptly ate the nut. Yummy yummy!

Seeing his ball disappear into the chicken, Timothy panicked.

And then started screaming for help.

He is now at Bushiri Health Centre receiving treatment.

The fate of the chicken that ate the ball is unknown.

What a cock and ball story!

PS: No wonder some demented idiot here keeps posting pombe ya Sh350 na malaya wa Sh100 eti he 'has arrived"! Are we at the same level of evolution really?

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Utaambiwa hate speech.

It is indeed a slow Sunday, mpaka unasoma Nairobian?

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, this story is in a newspaper, complete with the picture of the ‘victim’…

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The headline is about wives plotting to kill their husbands…call it looking for intel.

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:eek::eek::eek:

My heart skipped a beat kidogo hapo.

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Am just laughing as to why he screamed when he watch his genital being smitten by the cock…why not scream when your actually chopping of the ball. that must have being painful.

@FieldMarshal CouchP “mankusi” ni nini?

Makende inaitwa “makusi”, singular “likusi”.

Makusi (balls) + Nuksi (‘prombrems’) = Mankusi.

Niko na katutor Kanekesa hivi hivi…

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He he he, true.

Salimia yeye.

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no wonder @uwesmake ako MIA sasa yeye ni one nut navy seal

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Apotemnophilia

Hehehe…
It had to be a Nacet…

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Piga fossil mstari, hakuna mod pubaffu kama wewe, ata manki

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Kwanza Bungoma imekuwa worse na all manner of news…

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I’d argue Luyha’s are the sanest Kenyans. They are the most Kenyan of all Kenyans. They also speak the best Kiswahili outside of Coast.

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this should be under the weird world category…

Ever heard of a kastoro about Omari (an employer Mwarabu) and Barasa (employee/kibaraka chake)

Omar: Oya Barasa nenda kwa duka ya Swale kaniletee hela zangu.
Barasa: Poss nikuuriseko, nikienta kwake nitampatako (read nitampa tako)?
Omar: Acha usenge, kama utampa tako ama humpi hayo hayanihusu kabsa. Bora ulete hela zangu.

Tuanze hapo sasa…

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