Apparently I don’t buy into this fad of modern kinyozi’s where after you are shaved, some lass comes to clean you up. I have always hated it.
But today was different. Am just from my Kinyozi and this little lady with a heavy baite accent is the one cleaning me up. Thing is, she’s short and so to reach me properly, she had to lean cloooooose to me and so her boobs are up in my face, literally. My mind goes into overdrive and I find myself getting a boner.
I want this stubble to grow faster, wanna go back for a shave!
You should have whipped out your junk and wanked right there. 
Dry spell manenoz
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ile mbaya@!
I feel you brother. I’d gone to Kigali and the lady giving me a scrub was really sexy man. Boner ikakuwa mwenda ikabidi niitishe number.
Leta hekaya ya kenye ili ensue :D:D
Hehehe…the obvious bro…kulikuwa na language barrier but love conquered all.
Ladyboy ama?
Not every one is a faggot like you boss…sorry for bursting your bubble.
si unge “Ogle” na ulimi kizee,
hii July haipeleki elders vizuri
mimi huenda kinozi ya 50-100, kunyolewa, spirit or warm towel kwa kichwa and am done. hizo upuss za massage ziko kwa kinyozi za 150+
tunaumiaaaa
si mi hudhani we ni MBIRINEA ama namna gani bana
sinanga hiyo time ya kupakwa mafuta mia moja, kuoshewa kichwa, massage ya kichwa plus mgongo, all those ya nini yet tulikuja kunyoa. hata kama ni kuwa birrionea wacha ikae. wacha tu niende kinyozi kwa wall kuna squad ya Arsenal ya 2004 na fixture ya epl kwa wall
I wouldn’t mind the massage and all, but most barber shops in Nairobi don’t offer a good service. The owners invest heavily in the best machines, furniture, ambience, neatness and hygiene standards but employ unqualified barbers and funny women. Wanawake wana gossip mbele ya customers.
I have encountered this several times and left feeling totally disgusted.
Why can’t they wait till when there are no customers to engage in their shameless stories and muchene?
Inachokesha kweli.
My friend recently discovered a mobile female kinyozi who will come to your place and do it.
Nangojea field report.
Nimeanza kulea ndevu kama mwarabu nikingojea hookup.
Must be expensive.