Masaibu ya Ndugu Madaga................

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SN, page 10.

Sasa huyu fisi atasaidiwa aje? Guy, 35, gets dumped by his 38-year old fiancee, Mueni (thank God for little masis, not a Sap) on the eve of the wedding. He collapses in shock in his bathroom, hurts his spine and gets paralysed from the waist down.

Both are Anglicans damu, but apparently the chic and her family love money more.

What is shocking is the cause of the wedding cancellation - apparently the gal’s relas wanted about 500K in dowry! HALF A MILLION for a THATE-AIT year old mtush! Na kama hana aandike PD cheques cashable within the year!

Madaga was also meant to foot the bill of the wedding, about 600K!

Sijui nicheke, ama nilie juu ya masaibu ya Madaga, who is now bedridden and incontinent.

MORAL OF THE STORY: I LOVE @Akeelah. FERK @Nefertities!

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kamzee ebu achana na @Akeelah

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News should just be a movie.

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Very useless man.

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@Akeelah ni wangu, Wakanyaks. Wee ng’ang’ana na Samaki pande hiyo ingine…

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Mimi nililipa 700,000 as dowry then the biach asked me sweetie wedding ni when???
Almost chocked the kunt to death

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hio yote juu ya @Jirani

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materialism hs gone into people’s heads

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Sasa kama IQ ya bibi ni 8, watoto mtapata wa ya ngapi?

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Stop being silly Tokambio! Ferk is a swear word, not an insult…

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hehehe…
1.1million =5500 shots at sj at the current going rate/365=15years a shot daily.
38+15=52(menopause).
do the math

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All this and you are not sure if she can give birth. And in most cases, women at the wrong side of thate who have never given birth find it harder to do so. This man is a sissy.

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Your current wife?

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Hii kali msee.:smiley:

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Yes the mother of my beautiful kids.bitching aside it was a worthwhile investment

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or a stament of intent!

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Mimi niliambia wakikuyu silipi mahari wakitaka wachukue mtoto waowakazusha but bibi akawambia ananipenda . End of story silipi.

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HATA UKIKATAA,NA WEWE ZA WATOTO WAKO HUKULI

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Hehe saw the nigga on the front of SN and had to smile, he looked like he had just watched a particularly horrifying movie. Mimi mtu akiniitisha sijui 1 million ya dowry ataniambia kama coomer ya huyo mtoto wake huwa inasquirt Moet & Chandon Dom Perignon.

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