Masaibu ya Lab akiwa nyumbani

Hi villagers. Am back to Mr. Abdul’s farm to milk his camels after spending four weeks at home. Everything began well after landing home (after one year) received by my girlfriend and a few relatives. Spent the first week at my place with my girlfriend eating and drinking what i missed most and of course daily fucking day and night anywhere in the house. (One year without a fuck isnt a joke. I fucked like i was from prison).Mr. Abdull gave me wallnuts, dates and almonds to go eat with my wife, not knowing he had other intensions. These were my breakfast everyday with milk and yoghurt.

After a week i asked my girlfriend about the project that i was sponsering her to do. Oh there was none. She told me she didnt do anything and gave me some lame excuses. Daughter wa mtu alipata vibare moto moto. I slaped her thoroughly untill i saw tears thats when i stopped, followed with sex punishment. I was damn mad at her but she appologised and that issue was over. Next day i massaged her neck with some ointment.

She showed me a message about someone spreading rumours about me having another lover. I told her to brush it off those are jelous people who want us to break up. Not knowing the stranger kept sending those messages to her and the stupid idiot woman believed them and was not telling me about it.

Moreover she stole my money, (i will not say how much, anyway thats my week’s pay) took her things and went. Tryed to call she didnt anser went to her home was told she is not in the house. ( they were hiding her ). I decided to let it go and packed my things went upcountry to get some fresh air and try forget about the woman whom i called my girlfriend for 3 years.

I tryed to enjoy my vacation but found myself drinking too much eating and sleeping.

After three weeks eating and drinking came back to Nairobi, didnt bother to look for her but her friend called me and convinced me to call her and talk to her before i go because she’s regreting what she did. I didnt bother just took the next flight and came back to milk these silly camels. After 3 days working, her sister sent me a message that the silly girl is pregnant and is afraid of telling me and that i should talk to her because she is planning to abort because we already broke up and she isnt sure whether i will ever forgive her. Karibu maziwa imwagike.

Confusion, headache nikaskia kuhara, kukojoa na kutapika at the same time.

I followed up that issue closely for three days from her, her sister and her best friend. was still doubting but my i started to believe its true. Mara hataki kuskia harufu ya nyama mara lunch anakula vitungu, watu wanakua sambusa ye ako busy anlamba makaa hmmm. I had to ask Mr. Abdul for a day off to go and think about it. Thats when i came to realise Mr. Abdul’s intention of giving me the wallnuts and almonds and adviced to eat them with milk and yoghurt. He was asking me how my wife is doing while smiling like his camels. I just answered she is fine. Then i remembered that i had an accident twice while doing it.

Now Lab is confused, we were not ready for it, but i convinced her to keep it. Your advice and opinions are welcome but villagers dont make me more confused. Wacha nikakamue ngamia will be back shortly.

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ooohky…you will get all sorts of advice from this slum but bottom line is, you already have an answer…

noma sana, inakaa hizo almonds za abdul ziliwekea sperms zako nitrous zikapanda mbegu during the first two days

lakini kama anaitwa stella anaishi TRM, namjua manzi ma Karaoke na ma road trips na the boyfie ako kwa kina abdul anamjenga vizuri sana kila mwezi, naye stella anajenga ndume nyingine za mtaa

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Ulisahau kumpiga sweep

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how old is the pregnancy, if you are sure?

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Mistake NO.1 this “Daughter wa mtu alipata vibare moto moto.” U just dont do that. There is always an answer. 2 HOT Slaps @Jirani style!

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Ran very fast bro,huyo hawezi saidika hata kidogo,kuwa unatuma mahitaji ya mtoi and I mean mtoi peke yake.

THATS A TRAP…KATAA NA UKATAE…she just want to use your HARD EARNED MONEY…my say, saka mwarabu and settle huko. na boss, usiniudhi na hii morning.

am not 100% sure but its almost a month now

U cant just sponsor a project which will benefit her for 8 moths only to come and find none with lame excuses and sit down and discuss it, Hiyo hapanaweza mimi. discussion is later

Thats what exactly am going to do

If its a trap i will soon know. But muarabu kupatikana naye ni hatia kubwa sana. Sitaki kufungwa jela huku

I would advice you to keep the baby IF you are certain the seed germinating in her came from your store.

I hate violent men…!!!

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I hate women who are careless with my hard earned money. Instead of making her life better she squanders it.

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Good advice

U made the wrong choice…i still.hate violent men

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:D:D:D:D:D

This does not happen so fast. Tread carefully. If the above signs are confirmed then most likely you are headed for some long and deep depression as you weigh the options of becoming a stepfather.

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…next time, carry with you all your belongings to wherever you go, (you know what i mean;)) …mkulange hizo walnuts, dates na almonds za Mr. Abdull pamoja na maziwa ya ngamia, and preferably get her some job hata kama ni cleaning the milking vessels, kupea ngamia carrots ukikamua:), kupanguza those ngamia cubicles or whatever. What happens and while you were away, there is a “Mr. Abdull” here at home who gives your wife walnuts, dates and almonds to go eat with him often. Bwana we, ujawai sikia kwamba "Fimbo ya mbali haiui nyoka au Nyoka ya mbali haiuliwi na fimbo (The stick which is far [not at hand] does not kill the snake).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poB-g4eNHkQ

Pole lakini…

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