Hi villagers. Am back to Mr. Abdul’s farm to milk his camels after spending four weeks at home. Everything began well after landing home (after one year) received by my girlfriend and a few relatives. Spent the first week at my place with my girlfriend eating and drinking what i missed most and of course daily fucking day and night anywhere in the house. (One year without a fuck isnt a joke. I fucked like i was from prison).Mr. Abdull gave me wallnuts, dates and almonds to go eat with my wife, not knowing he had other intensions. These were my breakfast everyday with milk and yoghurt.
After a week i asked my girlfriend about the project that i was sponsering her to do. Oh there was none. She told me she didnt do anything and gave me some lame excuses. Daughter wa mtu alipata vibare moto moto. I slaped her thoroughly untill i saw tears thats when i stopped, followed with sex punishment. I was damn mad at her but she appologised and that issue was over. Next day i massaged her neck with some ointment.
She showed me a message about someone spreading rumours about me having another lover. I told her to brush it off those are jelous people who want us to break up. Not knowing the stranger kept sending those messages to her and the stupid idiot woman believed them and was not telling me about it.
Moreover she stole my money, (i will not say how much, anyway thats my week’s pay) took her things and went. Tryed to call she didnt anser went to her home was told she is not in the house. ( they were hiding her ). I decided to let it go and packed my things went upcountry to get some fresh air and try forget about the woman whom i called my girlfriend for 3 years.
I tryed to enjoy my vacation but found myself drinking too much eating and sleeping.
After three weeks eating and drinking came back to Nairobi, didnt bother to look for her but her friend called me and convinced me to call her and talk to her before i go because she’s regreting what she did. I didnt bother just took the next flight and came back to milk these silly camels. After 3 days working, her sister sent me a message that the silly girl is pregnant and is afraid of telling me and that i should talk to her because she is planning to abort because we already broke up and she isnt sure whether i will ever forgive her. Karibu maziwa imwagike.
Confusion, headache nikaskia kuhara, kukojoa na kutapika at the same time.
I followed up that issue closely for three days from her, her sister and her best friend. was still doubting but my i started to believe its true. Mara hataki kuskia harufu ya nyama mara lunch anakula vitungu, watu wanakua sambusa ye ako busy anlamba makaa hmmm. I had to ask Mr. Abdul for a day off to go and think about it. Thats when i came to realise Mr. Abdul’s intention of giving me the wallnuts and almonds and adviced to eat them with milk and yoghurt. He was asking me how my wife is doing while smiling like his camels. I just answered she is fine. Then i remembered that i had an accident twice while doing it.
Now Lab is confused, we were not ready for it, but i convinced her to keep it. Your advice and opinions are welcome but villagers dont make me more confused. Wacha nikakamue ngamia will be back shortly.