Marrying a Reverend

[Giggz]

@MBOMB

You will be leading “The Grace” before upewe pudesh

:D:D:D

[Giggz]

@Baby Panay

Contrary to what you guys may think, I come from a family of pastors. Many of my family members are in the service of God almighty.

As a member of MGTOW, I have delayed settling down and this has led to some relatives hooking me up with their friends who happen to be pastors as well.

I am currently seeing two ladies. One is a pastor in charge of a church in Kariobangi and the other in Gatundu. They are both hot and decent but I have not slept with any. Am kinda hesitant about putting my deek in any holy pudesh while am not even baptised or saved.

Venye kunaenda I see myself settling down with a clergy woman. Like wako all over na wananidai ile serious. I have always wanted a woman who’s close to God so that she can be praying for me because my relationship with Him isn’t so strong, but a full pastor isn’t what I had in mind.

My dilemma is this, how would my life be being married to such a woman? One thing is that am a private man. Her expecting my support kwa church haiwezekani. Half of the time nakuanga nikisafisha mecho na vifaranga kwa church.

I love women. I cuss a lot and as I mentioned, am not saved. Plus hao pastors, they travel a lot. Locally and even abroad. Like have an uncle ako masomo huko USA and his wife who is also a pastor ako huku but always on the move. Mimi najua siwes kaa dry spell ati juu bibi amesafiri.

Ebu advice me guys.

If you are not ready to change your ways just let them be and settle for less/others away from church unless you are cooking a scandal for the media and a hekaya for Ktalk. She may not handle the negative attention you will pull juu utakula kondoo wake like you are doing:D

[Giggz]

@Baby Panay

Not a bad way of thinking lakini si mungu atanipiga sweep moja kali?

He will close your seed pot :D:D:D

[Wanaruona]

Pia mimi kuna pastress alikuwa amenichizisha. Lakini tattoo ndio zilifanya ni ingie mitini. Alikuwa na characteristics of kunguru hiding in the pulpit. Halafu ni post wall nyang’au.
Ile kitu iliniuma nilichoma fare yangu kuingia londiani forest bila kutap hio nyau.

[mtadao]

@ChifuMbitika

It will be a tall order to marry a person devoted to the church if you are a worldly guy. It will require you to make lot of sacrifices in order to align with her lifestyle. You can’t be clubbing 24/7 if you are a reverend’s husband. Doing this will taint her name and that of her church. Remember also that you will regularly be required to accompany her on several church occasions as her husband. Think about it

In life, you have to make a few sacrifices as you focus on a better life in the future. Hapa, you will be spoiled na kuosha macho.

[Longpole]

Settle with the one with the big booty. And know very well you will be sharing with pastors where she goes to minister so when she’s away do your thing

[Hydra]

The devil is currently cooking a serious prime time headline reading “CITY PASTOR’S HUSBAND SPOTTED IN A FAMOUS BROTHEL DOING THE UNTHINKABLE” complete with a follow up story in the Nairobian the following Friday, let’s not forget the Twitter trends