Married Talkers: Being Racy In Bed

[system]

@Mathaais

Lacy kitu gani?
Wife ni kulala ndethe ukijiskia na nyau you access it with minimal resistance.
At times she’s snoring away anaamshwa na tarimbo ikigonga cervix.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Born_Tao]

efidensi ya kawama muhimu

[Nattydread]

@Female Perspective

What happens if you spouse suddenly becomes racy in bed? Popular belief is that if your partner does something new in bed, s/he’s having an affair.

Customer wa Friday alinionyesha kawama! Thought I show hubby hajui…fast forward siongeleshwi. How do I correct this???

But you are openly a prostitute here on Ktalk selling pussy for 3k to any taker. Technically, you cannot have an affair, ni kazi. Usiseme hajui.

[Baba_Toto]

It is completely true for women that the following are clues:

1. Ngrip imelegea.
2. Unusual skills.
   The problem with women is that you don’t know how to compartmentalise.
   Mimi hutia mama toto gentle, slow missionary only 247, 365.
   When I get strange cats, I am very dominant, abusive, rough and so on.
   Because you’ve been caught, this is what you do.
3. Let him catch you watching non-threatening porn. I mean nothing with huge black pipes. Lesbian is good. Tell him that’s where you learnt the skill.
4. Never ever ever teach a hubby new stuff.
5. Keep the anal, legs behind ears, upside down blowjobs for side pipes.
   You are welcome.

[Despotic_megalomania]

@Baba Toto

It is completely true for women that the following are clues:

1. Ngrip imelegea.
2. Unusual skills.
   The problem with women is that you don’t know how to compartmentalise.
   Mimi hutia mama toto gentle, slow missionary only 247, 365.
   When I get strange cats, I am very dominant, abusive, rough and so on.
   Because you’ve been caught, this is what you do.
3. Let him catch you watching non-threatening porn. I mean nothing with huge black pipes. Lesbian is good. Tell him that’s where you learnt the skill.
4. Never ever ever teach a hubby new stuff.
5. Keep the anal, legs behind ears, upside down blowjobs for side pipes.
   You are welcome.

I’d rather die a million plus one deaths than live with this type of sex only.

[bouss]

@paparazzi

Hehehe.

[Purr_27]

@Despotic_megalomaniac

I’d rather die a million plus one deaths than live with this type of sex only.

He he …lies men tell themselves giving mama watoto an excuse to get it rough somewhere else:D

[system]

@Baba Toto

It is completely true for women that the following are clues:

1. Ngrip imelegea.
2. Unusual skills.
   The problem with women is that you don’t know how to compartmentalise.
   Mimi hutia mama toto gentle, slow missionary only 247, 365.
   When I get strange cats, I am very dominant, abusive, rough and so on.
   Because you’ve been caught, this is what you do.
3. Let him catch you watching non-threatening porn. I mean nothing with huge black pipes. Lesbian is good. Tell him that’s where you learnt the skill.
4. Never ever ever teach a hubby new stuff.
5. Keep the anal, legs behind ears, upside down blowjobs for side pipes.
   You are welcome.

I feel sorry for wifey if all she gets is missionary! Sex must feel like work!!

[bure]

Just keep ya self busy doing an undoing unnecessary stuff while ndethes…what will hit u u will talk in old age

[Baba_Toto]

@Female Perspective

I feel sorry for wifey if all she gets is missionary! Sex must feel like work!!

Kazi ya bibi si kutombwa. Kazi yake ni kulea watoto.
When I want to lay pipe properly, I hire a skilled professional such as yourself.
Have you ever seen someone take a Vitz to a racetrack ? No. They hire a Subaru and drive like mad.

[system]

@bure

Just keep ya self busy doing an undoing unnecessary stuff while ndethes…what will hit u u will talk in old age

Huh? Unasema?

[system]

@Baba Toto

Kazi ya bibi si kutombwa. Kazi yake ni kulea watoto.
When I want to lay pipe properly, I hire a skilled professional such as yourself.
Have you ever seen someone take a Vitz to a racetrack ? No. They hire a Subaru and drive like mad.

I choose to be a subaru any day!! Maneno ya vitz achia mama toto

[Despotic_megalomania]

@Baba Toto

Kazi ya bibi si kutombwa. Kazi yake ni kulea watoto.
When I want to lay pipe properly, I hire a skilled professional such as yourself.
Have you ever seen someone take a Vitz to a racetrack ? No. They hire a Subaru and drive like mad.

You have a very shallow perspective of marriage… Or wait, it might be on wifely roles… Why hire when you can choose to buy one… Why have vits when you can have an audi…

But am out of line here, so long as you ain’t mine what’s it any business of mine your perception of life.

[Baba_Toto]

@Despotic_megalomaniac

You have a very shallow perspective of marriage… Or wait, it might be on wifely roles… Why hire when you can choose to buy one… Why have vits when you can have an audi…

But am out of line here, so long as you ain’t mine what’s it any business of mine your perception of life.

You are right.
My views are shallow because marriage is overrated.
Plus, mimi ni maliar. And I have no intention or need to change.

[system]

@Baba Toto

You are right.
My views are shallow because marriage is overrated.
Plus, mimi ni maliar. And I have no intention or need to change.

Hoe!!!

[Feesee]

Hii osungu mingi sielewi …changes Lane to outering rd