Marital Advice

If your wife, if your woman, girl or lady comes up with a brilliant and ingenious idea about something,

totally rubbish it

Tell her its the dumbest thing since akupanulie miguu

Those exact words.

…then later, after more than a month, reintroduce her idea as yours

Kuwa kiongozi

[SIZE=1]This advice was generated with @Some Say in mind [/SIZE]

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wewe msomali naona ati uli save pic yangu ya nyama…smh. Do u have a family woriah?

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Wenye wameoa watupee mawaidha…kabla tuingie kwa huu mtego

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:D:D:D

Unaoa lini fardosa?

This is amusing advice

homosexual alshabab chieth

Hujaacha kunyesha?

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schupid if you dont let your wife think that she wins the argument hizo miguu zitafunguliwa jirani, women like winning so unawachia yeye

Panulia bibi yako akutombe

that way she would be winning and madafaka I don’t know whyyyyyyyyy I am even responding to you

Wewe umekaliwa,the guy has apoint.if she wins and you succeed in the business she advised you on,utakuwa unaambiwa kama si mimi hiyo duka /gari/hoteli hungekuwa nayo.Atakuwa anakuona kama equal kwasababu ya ujinga wako wa kumusifu.venye umeeambiwa rubish it then twist it after sometime to appear like you originated with the idea.

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bingwa meffi

Can work if you married a mentally retarded shiny eyed jubilant

Don’t take advice from Scrotum though, he’s married to his hand and his multiple handles

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Either way, she will win. She will ensure you understand its her who initially came up with the idea and ensure you know the meaning of the Greek saying ‘Gia aka gitikagio gwakia’ (A woman’s idea will in future be adopted.)

Usiongozwe na mwanamke saana. Atapeana kuma.
na usiskizange mambo mingi anasema because she most likely believes in the opposite.

…but iam 40… It doesn’t come alone. Wisdom bana

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Dealing with women, I always like thinking that am not the only one hitting it and let her give me a pleasant surprise proving am the only one rather bury my head in the sand.

ok, so @slevyn, after letting her win an argument which I can equate to a battle, how then do you as the man win the war?