2025 Checklist 2
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Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working for her dowry. If other people contribute, utagongewa na sio mayai. Kwanza watu wakitoa pesa mingi kukuliko unafaaa ujione ovyo sana
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Quit all parental blessings WhatsApp groups . You were born and brought up alone. Go for your blessings alone.
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Generously contribute in all medical bill WhatsApp groups. Times are tough. People are suffering out there. Healthcare is very expensive and SHA has disappointed many
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Generously support those who have lost their loved ones. Join those funeral WhatsApp groups and contribute .It’s good to be kind and compassionate
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For weddings we shall support our friends because it’s not optional. However,don’t come up with a 1m wedding budget and you end up contributing 100k. Largely fund your own wedding.
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Uko Na line Ya Airtel nikupigie … Block
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Don’t buy a newspaper in the evening
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Don’t domesticate a zebra. It will still go back to the forest.
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Don’t try being an Israelite to cross the red sea
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Never try to swim in Gura river naked. Ingia ukiwa ndani ya floater Na utoke ukiwa ndani Ya floater.
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If she is somebody’s wife , keep off even if she is as beautiful as a " mûhau" or " cûcû Wa Njoka" .
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A house that you don’t pay for rent remains a crime scene. Even where you pay remember that there is Jimmy Wa Gas, Eric Wa shopping , Brian Wa Salon and a broke Ndegwa the bull for orgasms
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An African man is not married. An African man marries. And since there is no dowry paid for a man , never claim a man to be yours. An African man is a free electron.
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African men don’t cheat. They only help horny women realize orgasms
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In Africa we don’t have a baby daddy. In Africa we have a father regardless of the marital or relationship status. A baby Daddy is a cosmetic name for a former conjugator
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In Africa we don’t have a baby mama. In Africa we have a mother regardless of the marital or relationship status. A baby mama is a cosmetic name for a former fluids beneficiary
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Celebs remain Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli, Gabriel, Thierry Henry, Messi and Ronaldo. The rest of the people Ni watu tu Wa kujaribu Yaani andu marageria . Utafungiwa nyumba , kiatu kiiname, mtoto afukuzwe shule ukiwa Na 500k followers Na 100 photos mkiwa Na a top politician ukijiitaga celeb
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Don’t go to second floor clinics for treatment. Always use level 4, 5 or 6 hospitals
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Just like the way you fear mneck, fear HPV more . Protect your women out there.
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Always remember to brush your dirty teeth and sleep like Karendi .
This message is brought to you by the Saint from Ngaindeithia who was stoned for no good reason