This listing can fit in very many categories. Motors, News, Hekaya, Sex & Relations
Well, there’s really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private parts.
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The driver and passenger were apparently driving northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver became distracted by his passenger’s performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Ouch that must’ve hurt!
Brings memories of a scene from the movie series Tyrant, in which the guy was receiving a bj while driving fast down a twisting mountain road. It should have come with a warning: To be enjoyed by
immobile watchers only. We are not liable for any injury to your privates, or any other parts of your body that may be sustained from copying our characters while driving.
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