Mama Fua

The new norm in Mama Fua business

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Afadhali niende casino. Utaibiwa na ujipate umebleki kama umevaa cd

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This cant be a real flyer. Is it? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Hii imekua.The only difference is that now its being boldly advertised.Mtwapa nilikuanga na mama fua Mdigo.Alikua anafua akisha maliza kufua nguo anaosha nyumba then she cleans the bath room and herself then knocks my bedroom door and opens it slightly saying ‘nishamaliza naomba kuenda’.I would wake up lazily looking for 500bob in the wallet.Nikifika sitting room i would find her amechora saba kwa ile kiti ndogo ya sofa hata bila kuambiwa.Najipata nimembao saidi ‘namwambia kaa hivyo hivyo dont move’ as i go back to the bedroom to look for CDs.Alikua ameheshimu my girlfriends.For the longest time alikataa nimdinye kwa bed.

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Huu ni umaraya. Au sivyo?

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agwas publish a book tafasali :grin: :grin: una hekaya most sana

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24years old to 32years old were the best years banae

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How old are you Omera?

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Hio department siku explore ipasavyo niliingiza njeve along the way

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Is that the reason you married a fat wife?

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:grin: :grin: @tauren rudishia mwagandani handle yake tafasali

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Hekaya mob za @anon46421834 ni story za jaba. The only real thing this kihii has ever posted on this forum is his struggles with high-blood pressure and alcohol. Anything else ni umbwakni tuuu

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Watu wa planteshen mnaishi maisha mbaya sana walai

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Is that what the planteshen did to you ? :flushed:

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Kama zile story zako za jaba za Monaco? :green_emoji: :green_emoji:

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we mzee tuheshimiane, mi silipiangi malaya rent zimmerman

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Watu hawana kazi

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Na hii Zimmerman hua na nini haswa, itabidi nihama sasa.

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That thread was lit. Sweep were flying allover. Hiyo na Ile ya pailoti wa embraer.

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36years omogambi yaa