@MajorProphet decided he would make a post publicizing the fact that I inboxed him. It’s true – I did. But he wasn’t the only one I inboxed.
To be clear, what drove me to inbox him was not sexual interest on my part, but mere altruism. I was trying to play matchmaker. I was trying to help @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!
The thing about @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!, as most of you can attest, is that he’s a sad lonely fellow. Sure he may seem kind and cute when he’s paying rent for prostitutes, but he’s a menace to civilization. Remember the latest humiliation that God meted out to him? He took a prostitute as a second wife, only to discover the whore hadn’t quit but was instead carrying on business under his roof.
After the searing trauma, @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! spiralled into depression, and being the concerned friend that I am, I started thinking that maybe a change of sexuality was the only answer for him. It’s time he gave up on women altogether and started dating men. For all his life, women have been hostile, horrible and manipulative toward him. They’ve extorted him. They’ve made fun of his small dìck. It’s time he gave up on heterosexuality.
And that’s how @MajorProphet comes in. He’s a solid guy with a large juicy ass. @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! could take comfort in the urine scent of @MajorProphet’s mattresses.
The scars of getting extorted by a whore never heals. @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! may pose as a wounded beta male who’s already moved on, but in reality, in the darkness of his mind, he dreams about getting spanked. He dreams of being urinated on while dressed in pink. And let’s face it: there’s no better person to take care of him than @MajorProphet ,who’s a healthy male, with a lifetime of homosexual experience under his belt.
On a serious note however, why do I say that @MajorProphet is a conman? Here’s why: After he texted me back, I never responded. He sent me two more texts which I ignored. These follow-up texts he conveniently left out of his original screenshot. Any person who tries to deceive the audience by depicting a different veridicality, by sanitizing his shame, is a conman.
Here’s a screenshot of our unedited exchange:
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