“Maisha haina formular” - The most pernicious bonobo proverb

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The secret to success in life is just NOT to fuck up:

  1. Don’t have kids that you can’t afford,[SIZE=1] more so if they’re out of wedlock[/SIZE]
  2. Don’t buy shit, houses & cars you can’t afford
  3. Don’t major in stupid shit, [SIZE=1]more so if you have to take out student loans[/SIZE]
  4. Don’t marry a money grubbing kunguru, [SIZE=1]or a lazy fat-ass nigger[/SIZE]
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There’re people in this world who leave for day and dont worry too much about tomorrow, you can never be too cautious.

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That’s how hunter and gatherer communities live.

They don’t project themselves so much into the future.

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Yawa @Akon City II ,itimri nade? Unaongea ukweli mingi. Bonobos donth like many truth-es compiled,patia hao kido kidogo kama dose ya rabies

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In short, if you dont have kids, buy a house &car. Skip university and remain single your life is a success:D
How to define success in life is a topic that i will avoid at this moment. But you have a very interesting theory.

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You are a dumb fucking phaggot

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Also if you’re a member of LGBTQ, don’t announce it. Be quiet like @Regis2812, until someone rats you out. Kumbe hii jamaa hufirwa matako…

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No formula.

-look at how tuskys directors turned out…
-Nakumatt as well…
-we got un educated leaders…
Joho
Sonko
Waititu

-we got bonobo educated leaders.
Man kidesh

-we got men who’ve taken loans to build apartments… Only for them to collapse.

I think success in life is about LUCK, BLESSINGS, FAVOR, bieng at the right place at the right time, bieng FEARLESS, be ready to break rules…

Life has got no formula…

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You are saying: success=money=happiness

I say whatever gives you happiness and peace is your success.Do it again and again.

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The Secret Of Success is to PLAN…Have a GOAL and work towards it.

Luck is when an opportunity happens to meet with a plan towards a goal.

Very hard for a BONOBO to master.

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Nice one

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Life haina formula and the graph is already drawn.