Ni ukweli. Mimi nimeoa shiny eyes. Wakati mmoja biashara yangu haikuwa inaperform poa…but there was a job offer from a company. I took up the job offer but it was not paying me enough coz as a beginner unajua mshahara kuna vile inakuwanga less. Nikakuwa natoka 5am for job alafu narudi home 7pm (you know the hassle). That’s when I knew her true colours. Less than a month down the line and she had already started developing a relationship with another ka-rich jamaa kalikuwa kanaishi Kasarani. Luckily, I found out just before jamaa imkule slices.
So in short, if you marry a Kikuyu lady you should be psychologically prepared. No matter how good in bed you are. No matter how romantic you are. They will tend to give up on you when they realize you are going broke or something. They like to associate with success stories only.
With shiny eyes------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------wacha nikae hapa.Alishamangwa na siku ya arobaini bado haijafika meaning bado anamangwa.
@Beast pole sana. The scenario that you faced is replicated in many relationships all over Kenya. Women want instant and constant success. Of course with shiny eyes the culture and Mau Mau experience coupled with urbanuization has accelerated some tenencies and made them acceptable in their culture.
What happened is that I hacked into her FB account and that’s where I found the entire conversation. I followed silently na ndio nika-realize hakuwa amegawa slices. She was reluctant…alikuwa anaambia jamaa ampee time to think about it. But from what I gathered, walikuwa wame-meet na huyo jamaa without my knowledge. Ostensibly, the chiq had met the jamaa ndio afundishwe story za academic writing so she could start making her own money. So the chiq forgot all I had adviced her on and went. When they met, they made out but jamaa hakupewa slices that day. So the conversation went on on FB with the jamaa begging for it…and that’s when I hacked into her account and found out. It was a very long story after that coz everyone was against her. I assaulted her at some point and even chased her out of my house but she really begged for forgiveness. I’d chase her out of the house and told her to go to the other guy but she’d spend the night crying outside my house. So when I saw she had learned her lessons I forgave her but on condition that she will live by my terms. So to date, no issues so far. She was naive, now she is more mature. etc etc. But I learned the hard way…these shiny eyes ukiwaonyesha pesa huwa wanachizi.
@uwesmake there is a song currently riding high in Bungoma and environs inaitwa “Bindu bichenjanga musilo nende kumusi” Tafuta tu a good bukusu momo with low mileage uweke stock Chwele.