Our new Fuhrer.
Heil!!
Soon, Magufuli will declare burundi an original part of greater tanzania and nkurunzinza will have no option but accept the annexation because he doesnt have the power to resist successfully. tanzanian saboteurs will attack a police station and a military outpost in Tanzania while donning malawian uniforms to create an argument for war. malawi(poland) will be overrun very quickly. Since museveni thinks lake victoria is an infallible barrier (maginot line), tanzanian Wehrmacht will go through rwanda and quickly make a blitzkrieg for kampala(paris) which will be overun as usual. there is no tower in kampala to hoist the tanzanian swastika so they use a telephone pole. fair enough. Bobi wine (Charles de gaulle) is in nairobi making statements against magufuli from embakasi.
Now kenyan troops that had been located at rwanda-uganda border to protect kenyan interests in UG which include contraband sugar are driven back to entebbe (dunkirque). headlines: magufuli proves that kenyan troops are more of charcoal sellers than soldiers. nairobi is bombed from across lake victoria (english channel) by Tanzanian Luftwaffe. KAF(RAF) retaliates and the air campaign becomes a deadlock. Magufuli lets kenyan troops huddled at entebbe be evacuated by our rickety lake victoria fishing boats. He hopes to make peace with our drunkard-looter leaders who he thinks are foolish enough to outwit so that he can turn his attention to the massive mozambique. the Mozambican Stalin is aloof, having signed an non aggression agreement with magufuli so that they shared malawi. he is wrong, magufuli is going to make war against him in order to liberate lebensraum… Kenyan leadership, the handshake committee, reaches out for help from the squint eyed Xi (FDR), the leader of world’s greatest democracy, who is determined no to mess with the war.
Tell me you wrote this…please.
YANAYOJIRI TZ…
kuna nyumba moja mtaani uswahilini yenye wapangaji wapatao kumi na familia zao. Shida mtaani ikawa kuna wizi ajabu na kuvunjiwa milango na wizi wa mabavu ikawa ni mambo ya kawaida. Wapangaji wakaomba mkutano jioni moja baina yao kutaka suluhisho. Katika mada hii ya usalama wakajadili kwa kina na mmoja wao akanukuu kusikia mzee wa mtaa jirani akisema usalama unaanza na wao wenyewe. Hivyo wajihami kwanza. Wote walipongeza wazo hilo na kuamua wachange wanunue silaha japo bunduki moja.
Kwa wito mmoja wakakubaliana Bwana Magu aliekua anaishi chumba cha mbele karibu na mlango awe mshika bunduki ili wezi wakitokea apate kulinda walio vyumba vya nyuma. Bunduki ilipoletwa bwana Magu alikabidhiwa na kwakweli alianza kwa kiapo cha kutochukulia hii shughuli kwa mzaha,akawa mkali na wenzake waliamini kweli huyu ndie suluhisho kwa usalama wao.
siku zikapita,lakini tabia ya Magu ilianza kuwatia wenzie shaka. Akaanza kuwatisha wapangaji wenzie na sheria nyingi na kuwa mkali anapoulizwa jambo. Ikawa sio ruhusa kuanika nguo usiku,marufuku mgeni baada ya kuingia giza. Wapangaji sio ruhusa kuwasha redio kwa sauti kubwa,ktumia choo mara moja kwa siku. Sio ruhusa kupika nyama kama bwana Magu amepika mboga.Waliohoji hali hii walikemewa na wengine kuburuzwa ukumbini na kulazimishwa kuruka kichura chura hadi mlango wa mbele. Hata baba Modi alokua na kioski chake ubavuni alifungiwa siku mbili chumbani mwa Mzee Magu kisa kiduka chake alikipaka rangi kwa nje bila ruhusa ya bwana Magu.
Museveni is quickly deposed by his cabinet, a new puppet regime under Magu is sworn in and at their first meeting agree to side with Magu.
Nairobi at this point is scared at the thought of their Su-30s falling into the arms of Dar and a special operation to destroy them that very night goes underway.
“Sio ruhusa kupika nyama kama bwana Magu amepika mboga” hehehehe hapo sasa, midget akinywa KEG tafadhali usirukie BEER bwana
:D:D
He started well, then got obsessed with power and started acting a fool. Who remembers mtanzania mujinga posts? The wannabe spear? Problem is his appointments are academic dwarfs and for fear of telling the king is naked they have embarked in ruling the country like a community cattle dip.
If this rate of killings and illegal detention of anyone with a different view continues, i foresee another idd amin in the near future.
Magufuli has whipped tz into orderliness, something which kenya and its so-called western allies despise.
Kenya will be a Chinese colony while great visionary magufuli keep soaring high.
This could be very well the case we could decide Somalia ain’t enough and send the mboys to magufool land, after all Africa needs consolidation it’s too divided.
Denial.