madame wakamba

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[Tiriitiondo]

Upus

[Brayoo]

UPUSSS!

[G-STAR_NYONGESA]

@Tiriitiondo

Upus

peleka hormones mbali mkutane na wale mods wa klist muka reminisce how useless you have all become

[mabenda4]

Hehehe. Wazimu zingine zinakuwaga airborne.

[vuja_de]

@Nefertities usijaribu kuniita hapa

[gashwin]

Mutiso niaje ma-feelings asubuhi asubuhi?

[vuja_de]

Nyaboke alinitusi jana

[Jirani]

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[system]

@vuja de

@Nefertities usijaribu kuniita hapa

mutiso bebe, how you like your morning muthokoi and black tea?

[vuja_de]

@MgangAlchemist kuja unisaidie bana

[system]

i wanna take care of you. Lemme cater to you wambua … i even brought your slippers

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[WuTang]

@vuja de , huyu Bukusu hajawaambia poa.

[Alchemist]

@vuja de

@MgangAlchemist kuja unisaidie bana

Unataka niscrew wife yako? Nimekutumia directions inbox mwwaahahahaaaaaaa!

[gashwin]

@vuja de

@MgangAlchemist kuja unisaidie bana

@MgangAlchemist hawezi hapo…she is protected by kababa…

[Alchemist]

No wonder he is so confident! What is kababa?

[uwesmake]

@Mkufuu KUJA HAPA WATU WENYU WANAMALIZWA

[gashwin]

@MgangAlchemist let me drop this here by way of an explanation

[SIZE=6]BORDERS, in London a man is walked like a DOG![/SIZE]
April 14, 2014

Today on the streets of London, a man wearing a suit is being walked like a dog by a woman nonchalantly drinking a coffee.
The man was spotted on all fours by commuters at 8.30am this morning in the Farringdon area, and may have made it as far as Holborn by this point.
Smartphone pics of the pair flooded Twitter, as people questioned whether it was down to BDSM role-playing or the man having simply grown tired of bipedalism.

The may have been fed some Kisii love poison called Kababa as this pundit put it a few days ago
“If you have married a Kisii/Kamba woman(not those diaspora types who cant even say “bwakire”),then it will amount to recklessness to come home one evening and state that you are going to marry wife number 2.Wife number 1 wont pour hot water on you but you will start enjoying a love potion laced in your food known as “Kababa”.The effect of kababa on you,(it is actually ashes of psychedelic mushroom mixed with toad ashes),will depend on several factors;too much of the toad poison and you might die,too much of the psychedelic mushroom and you may go bonkers,afraid of meeting any human being,hiding behind your wife’s skirt or under the bed and refuse to go to work.”

stolen from Kenya Today

[daddy_kool]

@gashwin

@MgangAlchemist let me drop this here by way of an explanation

[SIZE=6]BORDERS, in London a man is walked like a DOG![/SIZE]
April 14, 2014

Today on the streets of London, a man wearing a suit is being walked like a dog by a woman nonchalantly drinking a coffee.
The man was spotted on all fours by commuters at 8.30am this morning in the Farringdon area, and may have made it as far as Holborn by this point.
Smartphone pics of the pair flooded Twitter, as people questioned whether it was down to BDSM role-playing or the man having simply grown tired of bipedalism.

The may have been fed some Kisii love poison called Kababa as this pundit put it a few days ago
“If you have married a Kisii/Kamba woman(not those diaspora types who cant even say “bwakire”),then it will amount to recklessness to come home one evening and state that you are going to marry wife number 2.Wife number 1 wont pour hot water on you but you will start enjoying a love potion laced in your food known as “Kababa”.The effect of kababa on you,(it is actually ashes of psychedelic mushroom mixed with toad ashes),will depend on several factors;too much of the toad poison and you might die,too much of the psychedelic mushroom and you may go bonkers,afraid of meeting any human being,hiding behind your wife’s skirt or under the bed and refuse to go to work.”

stolen from Kenya Today

Ati kii? Ghai fafa!

[system]

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