Hawa watu Ni bad news. Yaani ulimanga dame ukiwa huko ma high school au campo. You moved on. They moved on. Then Zukabaga anakuja Na ma upuus za mutual friends. Kidogo kidogo msee Bjur anaona ‘hi’ pale fb inbox…ni Irene,Nancy,Mercy,Ann etc. Old fuck mates.
Am like ‘hi too’…one thing leads to another Na just like that meetings are suggested. I know they will end up to coomer feasting. I go underground. Three in particular want a kid with me!!! Eti wacha niangalie mambo Na upkeep(hao Ni ma singles) by next year niko game. Wtf!!! Funny enough,I feel like eating them even the married ones…they are too willing eti nikikam coast nitaku show. This is getting crazy now. Wengine are so young I don’t know them eti Si wewe ndio ulikuwa unashika Mid(ie midfield) ukiwa Ume sag shorts???..ulikuwa fourth year nikiwa fresha…waoh such skill…ulienda??? wtf!!!
Sometimes mwanaume anafaa kua na maringo. Hata saa zingine crocodile hufungua mdomo na nyonde inaingia na haiikuli.
Simba hulala kivulini na swara inapita hapo mbele yake na instead ya kuikimbiza inageuka kuangalia hio side ingine inaionyesha matako kisha inaendelea kulala.
Madem siku hizi ni kama buffet, washamba ndio wanajiserve kila kitu kwa menu.
