Lupita na yeye apeleke huyu mzee pole pole

:D:D:D:D

“we are going to wear matching outfits and make these moves”

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Kumbe Lupita ni 39 years old. Huyo ameanza kuwa shosh. He is a perfect match.

Ukianza kuvalishwa matching outfit jua wewe ni kafukuswi

Niaje Mdau?
Nilikuwa pale Kimalel kununua mbusi na sikukuona?

alikuwa busy akitombwa mcoondu

:smiley:

Waciuri wacha wivu. You can’t afford Lupita. She is 10 million levels above your reach and pay grade.

Wewe endelea kukula malaya za hapo Dagoretti corner. Ukizikatia na photocopy ya degree yako bonoko.

" Ciru shika hio degree uone. Si unaona iko laminated. By the way uko na degree kwanza kabla nikudinye mkia?"

“Customer mimi sina degree. Na kijana kwani hauna akili timamu. Mkia ni nini? Haukuniabia mabo ya mkia!”

“Bas toka kwa gari yangu. I only fuck degree holders like Lupita Nyong’o!”

“Customer hii gari yako hata ni mzee na hata hio 5k inakaa hauna. You are stragoring with poverty! Mscheeew!! Mbwa khassia!!”

" Eeeh ni sawa mimi Waciuri sina 5k but niko na degree in social engineering. Maongo yangu ni ile kali. Huwezani. Mbwa!! Xi Jinping loves me!!"

[SIZE=5]FYI @Sambamba hutembea kila mahali na bahasha kubwa ya laminated copies of his degree. Hata kwa gari kuna picha yake kubwa inakaa hivi hapo kwa windscreen :[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Ikifuatwa na ingine inakaa hivi :[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Na kwa wallet ako na hii, just in case you ask :[/SIZE]

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Matching outfit means umekaliwa kiplani. Ukivaa black, the closest color wife should wear is pure white. Ukivaa shati ya maua kama zile za former president naye avae yellow kama UDA.

Njaruo wewe ni meffi ya binadamu in my eyes. I’m sorry to say lakini wewe ni mavi ya mluhya :

I can’t imagine why you would have such photos, but merry christmas to you too.

kula block na shonde zako

Turedio rusha ghaseer Siberia

Surely why does this guy always do this? And how come he doesn’t get banned?

Hili neno humaanisha…?

@administrator [SIZE=5]Your dog has strayed too far![/SIZE]

Niko South Rift saa hii nafurahia tu hewa safi

@Electronics4u safisha mattercore nakuja

Jamaa amekaliwo na wife

Hio miaka ukifika unaacha ufala zingine