Lumumba drive

Apparently kuna dem nmetoa namba yake Telegram ameniitia three some ya mian nane Roy Sambu.Yaani mnataka kusema uchumi ni mbaya ivi ama napangiwa kuporwa

Nunua lube juuu unaenda kufirwa mkundu uko uendako

Go man don’t let the fear of the unknown prevent you from living your best life… Usisahau kuleta hekaya.

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Too good to be true. nyepu tatu mia nane?:D:D:D

Enda ukabomolewe kabati brathe

Roysambu usistuke, huko huwezi ishi hata Na Familia kunanukanga tu Nyap 24/7 design ya mutura masaa ya 6pm, that’s Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don’t forget to sheath…

You Only Live Once

Utakamuliwa huko na Nigerian men .

@Lord Dbk is a pink handle kwani?

Also, mia nane? Noma!
99.87% chance hekaya of the century is dropping tomorrow after umekuwa released from Nairobi Women’s.

I lived on Lumumba Drive in 2009, it was an okay place (then). Passed by there twice this year - very different, population is like ten times what it was.

Very soon mtaskia ROYSAMBU MOMS OFFICIAL

Kuna msee last week aliitiwa moja 700 (also Roysambu)…kutuma mpesa ikaleta jina ya ndume

hukusoma hekaya ya yule apatana na ugly bitch huko na yule mrembo akakataa? @Ice_Cube mletee link

probably ni madem wanachezea mandume, unapata mmoja ako ugly na mwingine ako sawa na huyu mwenye ako sawa hataki kudinywa so unasema to hell na kuwaachia pombe na hizo weed. results = you loose your money while wao they get free weed and alcohol

Yeah story ya @eddy mahelo

@under23 was conned 2500 by a Somali hooker pale South C.

Deorro I am still drunk/hangovered. Nipatie more details

hekaya ikwom chairman.

Haha hapo Lumumba Drive near Roymatt Supermarket…The ladies are legit shida ni tu ni sura mbaya as highlighted in a previous post by @eddy mahelo and are always high on weed

Saitan! I hereby suspend you from all librarian duties for 1day for being drunk and disorderly at work. Hand over your server keys till kesho.

Angalia hekaya ya @eddy mahelo ya Roysambu lesbians