Luhya Weddings

Hamjamboni Talkers,

Just attended some friends wedding.What puzzles me are these Isukuti dancer’s who smoke weed and beat those drums as if they are attending a bull fighting competition in Ikolomani.

Do you really have to import these guys all the way from Kimilili to Nairobi to enhance noise pollution?

@uwesmake Kuja tusi hii Jinga Hadi aparare

Cc @Mundu Mulosi

Those Isukuti dancers were probably not imported, they are so many right here in the city.

@Wakanyama kuja tahirisha ii kitu ina sumbua wadhi

U tried to talk to a Luyha chick akakulenga ? Pole.

Kila nani na starehe zake.

You also hire mourners.

And hooligans

No one hires shiny eyes…seems the service has no monetary value.

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I can imagine a wedding committee look as they peruse the budget

‘Omoami ominwa dancers -20k’

Hiyo ni moto ya kuotea mbali. I do not have a budget for poshomill in my life. Hawa watu hukula kama nguruwe!!

Hiyo si starehe, it’s noise pollution!!

@Jirani is waiting for you jiggerhead!!

Staff member utapitwa na tata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgGQ0CDVrxE

Ni kweli! I once attended a graduation party where these guys were. They not only smoke weed, but their pores reek of stale busaa, halafu add the sweat they generate in their entertaining frenzy. Lakini it’s part of the strife for ‘authenticity’.

You nailed it bro.It really sucks!!

Hioyo biashara ilifanywa
gitambo na akina waruingi na maina !

Sioni kelele hapo. Very nice music.

:D:D
Attend the circumcision ceremonies late in the night, na uongeze harufu ya ‘coomer’ kwa hio yote umesema.