For those who watch loyalty tests, I have bad news for you, that shit is scripted. Today I was part of a loyalty test as an actor. Sorry to burst your bubble, all those people you see on the screen are all actors. None of them even know each other. So how did it happen? Here is the story.
So today I was slated for an interview for some company in Ruiru. Very early in the morning nimeamkia kuenda interview about 8am. I met other people there. Tumekaa huko tangu 8 hadi almost 11am only to be told hakuna interview, fuck those people. Nikaanza safari ya kurudi home. Nikiwa hapo Kamakis, I met some YouTuber who does loyalty tests. He approached me and talked to me na akaniambia the whole thing. Since I jave seen him on YouTube sikutense. He told me that he was shooting a loyalty tests episode and one dude didnt show up for the shoot na kuna dem alikuwa hapo. Thats how I knew all those were actors. He just told me loyalty tests zote huwa scripted. Hakuna mtu anaeza kupea tu simu bure hii Nairobi ati uanze kuipitia pitia. He chose me because I had the perfect look he was looking for.
I was in official clothing i.e white shirt, black trouser and shoes. We were given a story to work with. In our case, she is the one who cheated on me because I was broke. Yaani huyo msee wa YouTube anaona nakaa tu kuwa msoto. We did a small rehearsal that didnt take more than 10 minutes. Hapo kwa rehearsal its upto us to come up with a story as to why she was cheating on me. Mimi hapa napeana story za jaba nikisema vile sina job. We went on camera tukachapa set yetu 25 minutes and we were done. Also the messages that are read on the show are just random created messages. Ukiitishwa simu hakuna kitu host anafanya, he just types numbers and words on the screen akiitana majina ya wasichana random. As for messages, they are created before the show starts and the host anaingia WhatsApp yako place ya chat yourself na anazituma huko ndo wakati show inaanza at least apate kitu ya kusome. When the show starts shooting, hakuna cut its one continuous shot so ukiingia set lazima uwe umejipamga. After hapo, nikapewa punch yangu nikajitoa.
