lost in fisiville

an unknown number jus dropped in a while ago, but nikienda ku pick hivi aka hangup. calld the number n on the other side was a fine lovely voice with sauti za kuku kule background anauliza “we ni jackie?” i quickly replied ameniachia simu yake akatoka kidogo. then she continued akija mshow ni susan, alafu before continued nikamkatiza n asked we ni nani yake? the reply was mi ni beshte tu. i continued "ooh ule beshte wake wa highskul? (deliberately wanted to know her age) she went silent for a while nikadhani amekata simu then she replied mgani huyo? apana si hu work pamoja. baaaam!!! thats it! hapo nkajua she’s legal.
all this tym her voice! wacha tu!
i went on saying jacky alinishow kuna dame ata call but hakuniambia jina ndo maana naulizia hivyo.
hehehe! maze haungedhani nabonga na wrong number.
then nikaulizwa na we ni nani? hapo sasa nika ingiwa na kiwewe.
i hesitantly said mi ni beshte tu pia… then ako zile za kwani amekaa aje?! ama leo ajafungua shop? baaaam! (jackie ni shop owner, why not pose as a customer) i now have four vital information with me

  1. susan iz the caller.
  2. jackie the one being called.
  3. jackie either owns or operates a shop.
  4. susan lives in rural setting! lazma hio coz kwa background naskia makuku na kondoo kwa umbali kumetulia alafu.
    SHE’S LOST AT FISIVILLE N SHE’S DRIVING DEEPER INTO THIS JUNGLE!!! sasa tumeachana but na plan kuangusha matext za ajab! aki ya nani hio sauti mamayoooo!!!

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nisaidie na hio number , nikupee id number yake , mbicha yake , year of birth na account balance yake .

hehehehe! sawa uwes si ufanye hivyo bana! handle ni @nyeus2

Once happened to me. Kumbe the caller was a Friend of a lady i had screwed. So she had heard that i was a local “tycoon”.
We began small talk then i asked for the goods. She accepted and we met. She was very pretty, a kamba and a single mother. Bought her a soda and took her to magomano. She even had a hiv test certificate.

We copulated like two horny beasts. Then she began telling me about the daughter and asking if my people will accept her.
I did a total of five shots and we left.

She began calling and asking me hard questions why i was not taking her calls immediately,asking for loans. I was still jobless and living with my folks so i slowly disengaged. When i got a job which paid well i tried to reestablish contact but she was a bit evasive. So i pursued greener pastures.

Boss ulikua local tycoon but still joblesss:D:D:D:D:D

I put it in quotes. Image is everything.

[INDENT][SIZE=5]ty·coon[/SIZE][/INDENT]
tīˈko͞on/
noun
[ol]
[li]1.[/li]a wealthy, powerful person in business or industry.
“a newspaper tycoon”
synonyms: magnate, mogul, industrialist,businessman, financier,entrepreneur, captain of industry
[/ol]

Yes a businessman is synonymous with the image she wrongly had of me and by local standards because it was an average neighbourhood.

Garden Estate, Karen, Ruai, Kitengela sio rural setting (kunakuwa hivi kwingine). Get out of Kariobangi uone watu wako na space hata za ku-park helicopter. Birionaires

hii ni fisi kuruka

with a Lady you should sell the dream utadinya hadi Vera Sidika

:D:D:D

Ati tried to re establish contact…hahaha

Ujaambio poa mboss