Lookalikes

Sasa nmeanza kuamini msee anaweza kuwa na look alike. Ona sasa hapa

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Ai chieth

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I have twice been stopped in Machakos and Nyeri Na kuulizwa mambo sielewi only to realise wananifananisha. Hata Siaya, Bungoma Na Busia where I nowadays spend a considerable amount of time watu hufikiria mimi ni kikekuyu.

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Muhimu kusema unafananishwa na nani

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Mimi sii mweusi hivyo though not as brown as @Gaines and @Yuletapeli.

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Gey man.
Those be subtle cues for Gaines nyambura

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MI6 informant your arm is too brown and flawless - no scars, no blemishes, no lacerations. Too smooth.

You usually sound very tough, as if you fight wild animals daily. But your smooth arm tells a different story.

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@Maize_Combuster wewe ndio ulinipiga mangumi juu ya my skin color.. hehe. Sasa ushachanganya @TrumanCapote.
Alafu naona unamumunya balozi..
@Nubia pia ni kastama ya hio pombe.

I read somewhere kuna at least five people kwa hii dunia wanakufanana. Mimi najua Thika na Side za mombasa iko juu huwa naambiwa na watu different. My niece alini call kuniambia ameniona Thika, another friend of mine akadai same pale Thika. Na dandora pia kuna my lookalike. Hadi wanavalia rimless glasses..
Naeza taka sana kuona hao watu… labda mzae alifanya ile kitu

Ingia gym mushenzi

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Results of a privileged upbringing. Sikuteseka kama wengi wenu hapa ndani. Hata MI6 yangu ilikuwa mainly command and leadership positions which were previleged. Sijawahi fanya kazi za sulubu kama wewe. Sijui kama unanipata brathe.

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This guy seems too scrawny and weak. Probably can’t even lift 5Kgs.

Now I understand why they say empty debes make the loudest noise.

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Aerobics, treadmill na bike ndio zangu mkuu. Hapana tambua kuinua mawe kama several low IQ elders. I occasionally do dumbbells but that is it.

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Umbwa wewe. This was me a few years back life kama imenipiga stick sikuwa nakula nyama na pombe daily so you can imagine saa hii natoshana aje now that I own a club iko mpaka na butchery na kitchen. Teseka pole pole uache kusumbua. Hapa nilikuwa nimeenda kujituliza kwa mlima while planning my comeback.

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Elder kumbe wewe sio muzee.. age mate labda

Nakumbuka ulipost hapa ukiwa na mamaa na batoto. Lakini Hungemtema khupipi, lakini siku moja pigia kina Gidi wakumrudishie ata kama atakuwa na tu bastard tutatu.

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I don’t know your age but I am soon kissing 50s but huwezi jua. Najipenda sana na nimejiweka poa to an extent of kuambiwa na wanawake eti niko na maringo while keeping myself happy such that I don’t look my age. A bit overweight at 94kgs compared to the recommended 75-80kg but well distributed since I have a big frame and height. Near flat stomach. Madem mimi hutomba hufikiria niko early 30s juu hata ndevu huwa nanyoa yote. Working on a retirement plan coz 50s sitaki stress kabisa. Maybe tour the world finances allowing.

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Mambo ya Bibi nimechorea kabisa coz I have realised man should be comfortable in the company of self. Marriage is a societal construct that serves everyone except the man.

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Next Level Gay GIF

Embarambara before hit songs

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Bwana MI6 hio koti checked ni ya wale mapastor ovyo WA kupanda ukuta na wamama

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