Long long time ago nilipatana na dame flani na kimchezo nika joke ati ameiiva, hio jioni alikua kwangu for a one night stand (ONS) for those who don’t know hio abbreviation.
Sasa dame kuu romance alikua sawa but joo when usingizi ilimpiga, dame alikua ana snore mbaya, that was the first time i ever heard a woman snoring, i always thought ni sisi men pekee huu snore.
And she would be dead asleep, usingizi ile ya kiujinga hata unaweza mbeba umtupe inje na asiskie… But this didn’t stop me from asking her to come through another day but when niligundua ni single mother, nikaingia siberia.
If she slept like a log and snored like an ogre, then ulifikisha threshold. This is how you know the woman you’re sleeping with is sexually satisfied, especially if they’re sober. Ukiona amerudi kwa phone, wewe ni one minute wonder/toothpick carrier
Finish that motherfucker , he has been abusing elders since inception with different handles mara @LIEN@Kamauirungu , @Nipe Nikusifu and @Weyn .
He is the troll of trolls and the most foolish entitled fool[ATTACH=full]491169[/ATTACH]
yes thats how they are, ama upate after kumdinya asubuhi she is so jovial na anafanya usafi ya kila kitu kwa keja, what you just do is get to the balcony and let out a deep roar like a lion in the maasai mara game reserve because you are an absolute beast.
i fear those who start acting like they are at home na usafi na kupika… nishawahi pata moja alianza story ati where we can go and buy curtains and fluffy carpet… In my mind it was ringing danger zone, mtu anataka kukuamilia kwangu… I had to come come up with excuses.