Let’s agree, if you have only travelled with Jambo Jet or Flight 540, bado hujapanda ndege.
There are also other small ones we we won’t mention because they suffer the same fate, plus unpopularity.
First of all hakuna first Class sijui business class, all of you are abiria, only called economy because there is no other name , but am sending them a customer review to consider introducing a Sufferers class to cater for this.
Now inside you usually sit watatu watatu, and don’t think the seats are inclinable, they are strongly fixed straight, upright, you sit at attention like a karao, no starehe, bora ufike. If you try to stretch you will knock off your seatmate, as you are almost touching shoulders. The legroom is another squeezed thing, and if by bad luck Jehovah Yahweh gave you long legs, you will have to find a way of aiming your pointed magoti downwards to avoid tearing the seat infront.
There are no sockets here, if your phone is dead you are doomed, and you will have nothing to take selfies with to come set poor standards here later.
Then since the passengers here are sufferers by all definitions, when the hostess passes on the isle pushing a trolley selling beverages + etc, everyone pretends to be busy on phone, others stare outside until she passes, for guys here can’t dare buy soda for 200 while they know they can get it at 35 Bob mtaani.But seriously it doesn’t make sense for a local flight picking on international standard price of beverages while it’s only cruising from town to town like a bus or train.
All in all these flights services from Kenya Airways na akina Fly540 are an excellent initiative, mkenya wa kawaida, which is a polite name for a poor Kenyan, can travel faster. It can also greatly reduce road accidents. The only thing is if they can set the prices chini to kinda 2k, and squeeze the seats more hata kama tutakuwa tunakaa wanne wanne kama PK. Actually I know some people who will be willing to simama, Eld, Kisumu and even Mombasa si mbali vile.