Loan ikienda na mchele

kuna msema ya Kwetu Kuria ati ngombe haisahau mahali ilikunywa maji,basi ndio huyu mimi in the camp somewhere in molo tunachana sharing our adversities,Then one and only Kirimi comes up with a brilliant idea that tomorrow he will be heading to Eldoret For Emergency loan hapo police sacco and for his plan to sail through he needs us fellow Kenyans congregated on the veruy meeting to append our signatures for his plans to sail through. Nikikumbuka vile loan yangu ya kwanza nilipiga kende Nairobi…wacha tu! pia mimi nikaona opportunity ya kumaliza sem mbili zilikua zimebaki.I told kirimi to bring me two pink forms too all @pambas can relate so that i could get the signatures through and as the veve meeting it was agreed btwn me and Kirimi the following morning by six ni kutafuta pass ya eldoret.

By seven in the morning we were at Mau summit nikaanza kusmamisha mats Kirimi having made such frequent visits to our destination for advance salary told me wacha ujinga smamisha private ndio tutafika haraka and surely thats wat happened saa tano tuko eldoret tumejihami na stakabadhi na tajriba are tuliokua nayo our papers were presented to a guy who really worked on them fast i don’t know if he gets paid from the bulk loans he processes . Baada ya hapa nikaambi Kirimi tutafute place ina nyama mzuri tukingoja mihela itoke we consulted Shiundu as he being a native from the area to tell us where we could get one kumbe he had pulled a quick one on us,yeye pia alikua na stakabadhi zake za loan na alikua anakula lunch akatuambia kuja nyuma ya paradise.
kufika jioni ni shiundu pekee doo ilikua imeingia i told him to loan me some dough yangu ikiingia ni refund.tukapigia mwili pole na ma guinness kadha and the following day pesa ilikua ndaaani.

First was to look for the finest veve in town then afta hapo sijui kwanini we took 20mins from eldi to molo.
Kuna shetani zingine huwa tu zinatafuta mtu and this came inform of a good looking woman whom i had done my CSI like profiling while under influence ya veve and deduced she was a nice slice naeza pigia mwili pole nayo.I summoned her to our table and insisted on buying her whareva she was taking but she insisted on paying her bills nikasema nimeonekaniwa leo.She had this unopened redbull can i decided to take only two tuskers and guys they were only two they cant get you drunk, but venye kirimi alikua ameanza kuinterrogate hii kandege nikaona kataruka nikawasho guys niko rooom sixteen tuonane kesho.

This was the onset of my kufanywa mambo.nikigusa dem place ingine she insists on me sucking her nipples which i saw as romantic bcoz she kept pouring redbull on them plus giving me sips of it.I started feeling sleepy nikainsist nipewe ikusde akapeana excuse anaenda loo.Mandugu wasomaji ivyo ndio 90000 ilienda sijui pin alipataaje but niliamshwa na kirimi 8 in the morning naked and absulutely confused.Skuizi nikiingia bar wachana na ile ya kuingisha cha!cha!cha!, dem yeyoye akinikaribia mimi hutoa simu na kuingia app ya bible. Nkt! mambo semester ziliisha ivo na iwe funzo kwa wenye tabia kama yangu.

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:D:D:D Coomer tamaliza wanaume

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ahahah,ulinyonya 90,000 hivyo tu!

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Hehehe ulipatana na Delilah akakunyoa nywele bila maji… :D:D:D

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Hiyo ya matiti ni classic.

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Very painful but now you are wiser.

:D:D:D pole sana bwana

hehe pole man

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Pole mujamaa kwa masaibu, lakini hio ya kufungua app ya bible kwa bar … hehe. Kuwa serious aise

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Kupigia mwili pole…, :D:D

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@Kimakia doesn’t like this :D:D:D

ka 90 kalitemebea juu ya kunyonyeshwa… hehe:D:D:D.
kuna beste yangu who hangs out with a huge chunk of cash na saa zingine ni collection ya job halafu anazitoa toa akijionyesha until i avoided him like plague juu anaweza fanya tukufe bure. but i know his day is coming very soon atashangaa

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@Mrs4thletter

wanaume siku izi kuna virtual money. at a iyo ukus ukiweza lips na em-besha buana. oesa ingine sio mchezo kuingia nayo kila joint.

Hehehe,ilikuwa top up lima ama emergency?

Kwani una - type na kucha?

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:D:D:D:D

Kuna mjamaa wa Unilever distributor alikuwa na hii tabia. Mahali alipatikana ni yesu tu anajua yale yaliyomjiri.

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kuna jamaa fulani ni interior designer pia yeye huwa na hii tabia. anaweka kama 200K kwa glove compartment alafu anatuma dame na funguo aende achukue doh alipie bill. anadai ni ku test huyo dame. ufala kabisaa.

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Atajuta siku moja ama zimuue hizo pesa , anaweza wekewa mchele akose kuamka , very stupid kabisa, ati testing hehe

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