LMAO..How a ninja stopped taking Alcohol

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Credit: Man Wandeti

Jamaa alienda westlands kukata maji hatari one fine weekend, Pesa ziko timam, pick up ina mafuta ya kupiga tour nininini. Akiwa hapo kwa bar anapewa anajaribu kukatia ma yengs lakini juu mans ni just sura mandas hawadai form yake.

Master anapewa tu, akadecide kupush even further akaruka dance floor kutafuta yengs haha,akapata mmoja amejipa na yeye ako maji tyambo. Master akasukumia yengs tequila kadhaa alafu akamshow warise waende kwake,yengs akakubali matokeo. Master akafungulia yengs wake mlango ya pick up wakazidi pole pole,master ata akatumia service lane Thika road NTSA wasimshike

Master with agenda hapa,yengs mate hawachwi nyuma bana akadecide apatie mzito head wakiendaga.Kidogo kidogo man anaskia mdihe imekuwa fire hawezi ata badilisha gear haha akaseti gari kando ya barabara mchezo iendelee. Yengs hawachi bana, master akashika kichwa ya yengs bana Wig ikatoka bana, makosa imefanyika, alas akapata ni mans bana.:D:D:D

Master Ameshtuka bana Lmao,akacheki hawezi ends hasara bana haha akambia mans amalizie mdihe alafu akamrusha nje katikati ya barabara bana.

Master aliwachia pombe hapo bana LMFAO

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Pwegegegege, GAY

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Jay master gay

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LMAO am not the author
Anyway ule nemesis wako @Mathaais nlikapata
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Alafu show huyo woriah sina time na trolling yake. They say to kill a troll then one needs not to feed a troll coz it keeps them coming n coming after all in my eyes he is=meffi and anashida ya kichwa

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Mimi nilipunguza pombe wakati zilinishow nikwachue lanye kwa club…kwenda room after like 20 minutes ananiambia nitoa CD nimkule hivyo…the pleading went on for like 20 minutes nikaboeka nikajitoa. Kifika kejani napata missed calls zake kama 50 nikaona kama ni ugonjwa ilikuwa ametumwa aniletee. There is some distance between me and beer nowadays. I felt used karibu nimwambie anilipe instead. Nilikuwa nimemlipa pesa ya shot moja na yeye anadai kufk whole night bila CD for free…singekubali…nikaona heri nirudie friends with benefits Wa mtaani

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Haaaaaaaai that can’t make one stop taking alcohol. I was expecting to hear ati mlipoingia room Ulipata squad yake ya mafisi wakakuibia after kunyoroshwa.

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Dame mwenyewe alikuwa fisi…ukiona umelipia shot halafu anadai umkule kavu the whole night at no extra cost…nilivaa koti nikajitoa…kukimbizana na pep the next morning singeweza…too much risk from a whore

Man we have passed thru dat banaa. Wewe unasema nn…siku zangu za reggae nimechota mwoman wa ongwaro nimpeleka keja na ilikuwa keja fine mtaa ya ubabini. So si mwoman namsex shot ya kwanza pili na CD

Nko shot ya tatu mwoman anaona awezi achilia Babylonian hivi…Niko zile za kuchapa alafu mwoman ako zile ana gwara clit vile they rub clit wakiskia utam. Saizo ana moan louder to divert my uradi.kumbe ako harakati ya kutoa CD. Nivile nlikuwa radar Jo.

Kumbe alikuwa anataka ball ndio baadaye nkuje kuwekelea.

Same has happened when I was drilling a neibourhood mboch dem days.

So si kitu mpya chief

Case yangu ni lanye…na hao sio yangu…ni lodging za tao boss…mtu mmepatana like 30 minutes ago. Niliingizia hiyo story maji roho safi…ni zile unafuck lanye unaona kama anafaa kukulipa instead. I also got suspicious wakati alisema twende whole night bila CD na nimelipia shot pekee…hio sio kawaida ya lanye kupeana ikus free. I suspected she was new in the job

Kuna malanye huwa wamenoki mtu and maybe alikuwa amekuchizi but its good ulicheza safe

Lanye hata hakujui jina na hajui kwako…ni lodgings za tao…so siwezi sema ni ball yangu alikuwa anadai. Nilipata missed calls zake na messages the next day nikalenga. A few more beers na ningeichapa bila CD…siku hizi na-maintain tu…4 beers max…or 2 beers Kama nadrive

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So what’s her point of taking out the cd?

Kuongeza utamu I guess. Coming from a whore, she should have known better…that the first rule is to always use a CD with clients

You dodged a bullet hapo. Uyo lazma alikuwa anaenda

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hapo USIU angeshikwa kama mongoose

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Hii lanye kuna vile ilikunoki. Unajua ladies are funny creatures. Kwa mind yake anasema lazma huyu msee aniweke ball or something

She saw the money. In a woman’s mind if she gives u good sex you will not leave. So she was trying to give him good to entrap him. Love later. A lanye can turn her feelings of and on at command. But it is with every single woman. Show some sense of security (financial) and she will do anything to keep u. Don’t matter what u look like, background, etc.

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:D:D:D:DHii sheng yako si ya babylonian…kadanganye masai naukooo–>

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Mi huskia iko lanye ziko dry spell ata kaa zinasexiwa karibu ya daily? o_O

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Oestrus?

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