So yester night as I was thinking on all possible ways I would make myself rich, I decided to place a bet with 10 shillings, now any gambler out there knows what is kukaza lemme break it down to you, it is the situation where one part of your wadinas haga is for twerking when the team you placed on the bet scores,and the other part is for kushuta if the team looses ,your money is taken by muhindi and your are left cursing Satan with all the names you ever known of.anyway back to my story. So as I was waiting for arsenal to climb another kateam for me to get that important message congratulations,some light skin decided to come to my drying inbox, idk whether she was sent by Satan to destroy me because she first sent me a pic of herself with nyonyos pointing upwards, not like some I used to see on Facebook especially kilimani mums.As I was busy thinking on what to say,she sent a voice note Kimundu,mambo?umepotea sana sweetie nimekumiss sana
What?I couldn’t believe, I had to replay the whole audio and also used loudspeaker just to confirm I was not dreaming. Here is someone who was calling me sweetie knowing very well the only light skin I had tried to vibe ended up giving me her number of which when I was going home I bought credit worth of 100 as I tried to learn some new vibes to tell her,but when I got home, upon calling that number I was welcomed with welcome to radio Jambo I couldn’t wait,I had to end that call an check again the number, haisuru, watu wengine especially light skin,there is a special hell for you…
To be continued
Unatuwekea hapa to be continued na kuna ball…that’s why I normally scroll down to the end of long reads to see the end before reading.
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Huyu ni product wa Kilimani mums and dads uncensored .
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Rete mbisha ya pointed nyonyos tusafishe cornea.
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Hahaha wamecatchi mafeelingsi
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Acha kutubeba kama gunia ya viazi konokono wewe!
kichwa ya ngamia mabawa ya bata ulimi ya nyoka miguu ya panya constipated cockroach class three dropout you can’t even spell your name…
to be continued