Life is good.

I have decided to let her stay.
http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/amekataa-kuondoka-kwangu.20008/page-2#post-387430

She has proven to be useful in the kitchen and in my bed. When I come home, hot food is on the table and a cold beer too. In the morning I get a bj or a quicky just before leaving the house. My boss actually likes my new radiant persona and has considered promoting me.
Whatelse could a man ask for?

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A picha to prove your dreams…

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hakuna mbicha

Unless bj ndiyo birth control method wacha uambiwe “Toi*, i’m late” hiyo radiant persona itazama.

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Ngojea mfike Drama Stage, mkishapita hio kuja hapa tukucongratulate.

As pastrolists our women have no drama eg a woman married to a mirrah chewing bum will stick by him tell his death.

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sema ni dry spell ilikuwa inasumbua wewe

There is dream stage where you marry the person you have always dreamt of, then there is the drama stage, when you get to know each other (mazoeano) na tumadharau tudogo tudogo. This is the most challenging stage in every marriage.

Mara amekimbia kwao, (to you the skirt next door is a bit higher than the one she wears). Mara hamuongeleshani na mko nyumba moja. When you surpass this drama stage it’s when you realise whom you really married and that’s when it starts sinking slowly that you’re married and NOT come-we-stay.

There are other stages ahead, but the drama stage is the most challenging stage in every marriage. When you surpass this stage, well and good for you. If you decide to go back to dating stage, know that whether you like it or not, you have to encounter the drama stage with your new catch.

Ask any married villager here, and they know what I am talking about.

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Another one bites the unga
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:D:D:D:D:Dati “Toiii”!

I always read your handle as 'Ebu kahare kwa toilet"

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Absolutely true.

Alshabab chieth

https://nairobichapel.wordpress.com/2014/08/07/discovered-the-problem-with-marriage/

jitayarishe kuitwa baba very soon

If you got married for sex you’re in deep shit.

Hehe why is every predicting my separation.

coz u r in it for the wrong reasons

meffi ya kuku nyinyi wote

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niaje b. scrotum?