I had sworn to quit this forum but it seems there’s a libelist afoot, dragging my reputable name through the mud with his unfounded accusations.
Although I am ugly, broke, and suicidal, I am dangerous in the way that a wounded stray dog is dangerous – ready to take a large infected bite out of any asshole who dares to come close.
For the most part, other talkers have been playing it smart. They’ve been avoiding me, the same way you’d avoid a stray mangy dog.
But Yuletapeli saw it fit to mess with me.
There I was, curled up in the corner, chewing on a piece of maggot-infested meat. But @Yuletapeli walked by, and made slanderous comments of the basest sort. He inferred that @macomber – a colossal loser and a cuckold – and I are the same person.
No one, not even @Jimit foreskinus Otieno, has ever suggested such a thing.
I saw @Yuletapeli’s comment and thought, “They’re onto me!” It’s curtains for me, folks. I mean, what else will @Yuletapeli expose next? That I am also the guy who killed Robert Ouko?
Now, let’s find out who Yuletapeli really is. This brilliant sleuth.
@Yuletapeli is the kind of guy who looks more comfortable squatting than standing. He married his wife Sandra in 2004. I knew Sandra from back in the 90’s, when she was a little girl. She was a nice girl, and belonged in that class of women who’re doomed to being taken advantage of. I used to send her letters in high school. I appealed to her heart, and one day during the December holidays, I led her into some bushes and got what I wanted.
Eventually we parted ways.
I met Sandra again a couple years back. Upon seeing me, she unleashed a tidal wave of hormones, estrogen and adrenalin. I lured her into the bushes again, and went through the familiar old routine of tearing her lacy panties off.
So there you have it, folks. If I had to speculate as to why @Yuletapeli has been disparaging me, it’s because he’s jealous that his wife gave me hot steamy sex while he, the husband, has to content himself with missionary style sex as his wife turns her head every few seconds to ask, “kwani humalizi?” A little birdie informs me that Yuletapeli has started masturbating into his old socks.
@Yuletapeli is a human being, and like all human beings, he is vulnerable to sins of character such as jealousy.