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  1. Pambana na hali yako
    This literally means “deal with your situation”. It is used when a person does not want you to lump them together in your bad situation.
    For instance, if you are complaining about Kenyans being broke, someone who claims to be doing better can use this phrase.
  2. If you know you know
    This is used as a caption on social media where a person does not want to described what is happening in a picture.
    In most cases, the picture may be cryptic and people might have to spend some time analyzing it.
  3. Hata sijaskia vibaya
    Popularized by comedian Njugush, the phrase is used to express feelings of hurt but in a sarcastic way. While it means your feelings are unhurt, the phrase is actually used when those feelings are extremely hurt.
  4. Cha muhimu ni uhai/bora uhai
    This is perhaps the most popular phrase on social media currently. It loosely translates to “life is the only thing that matters”. It is used when a person is unable to achieve their targets or dreams and needs to take some comfort.
  5. Utajua hujui
    The phrase was popularized by the mysterious policeman calling himself Hessy wa Kayole on Facebook. He would use this to warn criminals that their days were numbered. In ordinary conversation, the phrase is used to warn another person that they will lose in any form of contest they engage you in.
  6. Acha niende hivi nakam
    This comes in hand when something leaves one speechless or is too petty to warrant a comment. It is used when one doesn’t want to say anything concerning the matter.
  7. Niko Ma Bablas
    Hangover, origin from people who chew miraa . Drunkards “stole” the phrase from them. Means the same for both groups now.
  8. Form ni gani?
    What’s the plan? It is used mainly over the weekends and holidays to set up meetings with friends.
  9. Ita madem niko na mzinga
    When one has a plan for the night and no girls. Usually, the one saying this will have drinks -and may be food- ready and wants a male friend to bring along some ‘companny’.
  10. Amekula L
    This means to lose something; where one has lost a bet has been turned down by a girl. For instance: Meek mill took an L from Drake.
  11. Lamba lolo
    I don’t seem to know what this means. Any idea? Comment below… Did I say this is stolen? UtaLamba lolo WEWE, no wonder, stolen. Now read up to number 10 and ignore 11.I don’t know what it means…

upusu

https://nairobinews.nation.co.ke/life/new-kenya-phrases-mean/

Seconded.

Bablas ni ?

Hizi lexicons za kayole hatuzitaki huku Runda[ATTACH=full]184593[/ATTACH]

Sijui kwanini shingo yangu imeanza kuitch nikisoma hii shit ya kayole ni kama ninasense ngeta.

Lexicon ni common terms used on Ktalk like “kunguru hafugiki”… na sio hizo upus umetoa kwa gazeti

Nonsense

na ati wewe ni village sponsor…horseshit…

@admin demote this fool

Lamba lolo-thie ukiumaga(Go drying)

miraa,handas

fala ni fala tuu

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Hakuna real Lexicon ya kijiji hapo acha mimi niweke…
1.Pigwa miti Mbwa.
It implies for a dog to get hit by a stick. Usually used by someone mostly MadPhilosopher to convey annoyance.

@Deorro I expected a hard tackle. Hapa umetuangusha ungepiga yeye zile masweep zako hadi aokotwe kwa dustbin

Aviator ako hapa hapa tuuu

Mimi ni youth leader kwa church sijawahi peana sweep

Sio mbaya @aviator handle ikirudi ata kama yuko humu.

@Fala 12 napitia Dominos nimese Legend kadhaa alafu niende Red Office guthimira.

Lazima pia nipite hapo ku-mark register.