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OK, am talking Retard (the language of the Far East). Sorre.

Any way, where’s it happening for you this Jamhuri Eve?

Mimi niko na options mbili - an ex-UK brand new second hand Sap or a Kao singo matha.

The brand new second hand drinks like The Fish, and the singo matha bores me with her endless money needs for her son - kwani tulizaa na yeye? On the upside, the ex-UK is a dark stunner with a figure to die for (aren’t they always?), na Mcambondia ni wale hujitolea mhanga, kufa kupona, bila kuchoka mpaka anakuwacha umekauka kama Turbi (may be it has something to do with Kaoland’s lack of water - anakukamua unakamulika, hataki hata drop moja imwagike inje).

Ama tuu niende State House nikaboeke hapo kwa lawn pretending to be a Jubiree wheeler-deera?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! Decisions!

PS: Wewe utakuwa wapi?

PSS: @Akeelah, I can drop EVERYTHING for you, bae (there I go again, the language of Chokoras).

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Whatever you do, make sure u wrapped good, am at age 75 people don’t worry much about dudu getting them.

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Kumbe hata paka mzee hunywa maziwa

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around Kenol area Ka mbuzi kuchomewa kwa home stead fulani, tutapelekea huyo Mzee mzinga na some beers halafu Jioni Thika ama NBO town tukitafuta low lying fruits

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just make sure you change your pacemaker’s batteries alafu you do them both as for me nimeitiwa mbuzi na msamburu flani huku Rumuruti

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Mimi ni kutafuta faxe then ma laterz nikamkanyage Faith mbaya, boyz wake anasafiri leo ushago

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ouch

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Me and my bae(Did we get the correct pronunciation for this?) @Supu don will be indoors the whole weekend. Hata mimi nataka kukamuliwa.

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Well, i will be at the Kenyan embassy this evening for a Jamuhuri day party.Invites only.

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Nilidhani wanawake ndo hukamuliwa

Correct me if am wrong

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Fiud Macho…are you familiar with a guy called Wainaina Wa Kiandege? There is a famous hit he released of a lady called Ka Nicy. There she is in a video of the song massaging the bald head of Fiud Macho mpaka baadala you swallow saliva it trickles down wetting your shirt.

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Hope you are ready… sasa nani atakamua mwenzake… miss you…

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Miss you too swits, tutakamuana. I am ever ready, how was your night?

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^^ strap ons galore!

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Hii inakubambia wapi ina ratio noma sana, hapa lazima gang bang bana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBS7UUwTF6o

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Magufuli set the pace. Clean your hoods! :slight_smile:

Cheki maneno Gilgil - Nyahush road.

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very hot… you like it sweaty?

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You are getting excited this early!

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Did you just call my name

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na ulete mbisha…