Lemmi Make assmio Cows Happy Today: Kuna Handshake!

Are you happy now? Kuna handshake, but hii si kama ile ya uhuru. Hii handshake iko tu kwa forming the selection panel for the new IEBC na pia kwa kuunda position of opposition leader. Mjaribu kuleta nyokonyoko tena tuwapeleke ICC!!!

You have 4 days left.

Keep flapping your gums Monday ifike with a Stalemate ndio mtakipta

We are not flapping. Kwa kwa hio press conference ya Rais, hukuskia akiulizwa kama hii ni ile handshake ya uhuru. Alisemaje?

Call it whatever you want. But just know that BBI is coming back “re-branded”.

hio hampati. Naona akina disembe wameanza kuwika ati baba alichezwa, hahaaa

hehehe what happened to bragadoccio? i thought aibu wa rice alisema hakuna talks kwa vyovyote vile…eti wataweka Raila ndani na hakuna kitu itafanyika. Mbona sasa Ruto amekubali majandiliano? Hehehe…anyway, with all the govt machinery, your gachitha had to hire goons to attack Uhuru’s family property…Ujinga ni kipawa na UDA mmebarikiwa!

Gathica had bitten his lower lip with his yellow teeth and sworn not to give in to any talks. Alot can happen in 2 weeks let alone 5 years…
Tutachoma hiyo Weston, inazuia Pilots kuona runway vizuri

raila betrayed the cause… has lost the luo vote, if this bs goes through…

But ICC was a very small matter to them as deputy president all the witnesses mysteriously died others were bribed .

It seems you are happy. I just said that up there. You don’t know how politics works. You must talk tough so that when the time to negotiate comes you are negotiating at a point of power. See, out of all 5 issues, only one is being discussed, genius!

Ruto amecheza kibig man kaa kawaida. You see that trip to Europe he went to seek support against this stubborn old man. He was like
"he’s even a communist agitator tis Raila. " Then he pulls out Picha ya Baba akislime ear to ear with mzito Putin. Haha ICC customers naturally

Tema hiyo mugūūka

Nakula press-ups. Wacha walete nyeff nyeff. Bure kabisa Ngombe ici

Na hata haukuli salo ya assimio

Baboon Remjius huchezwa everytime. Diplomats walimushow apeleke hio ujinga ya servers huko opoda farm. They themselves witnessed that the election was the best ever conducted in Africa. ICC doors were beckoning. Ilibidi baboon akunje mkia and tuck it firmly between his kundules.

JSKS was clear in his speech Sunday evening. Alisema “We will do our part as the government and our brothers will do theirs as the opposition.”

How these Ja Orangutans here infer that statement to mean handshake and power sharing beats me. Wengine are already saying wanapewa a few CS positions imagine! So nani anafutwa ndio wapewe?

Kuwa ngombe na kufikiriwa ni kitu mbaya sana

Food poisoning deaths? Pole sana kwa waathiriwa

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Kasee alter boy hata hakuibiwa siri? Remjius bana!

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BABA AMESEMA …:D:D