Back in primary school I hit on a classmate and she agreed to be my girlfriend( first love). After class 8 we saw less of each other but still kept in touch and eventually lost contact when we both went to high school.Fast forward to 3rd term of form 1 and I got to know of the school she went to and decided to write to her. I put a lot of effort in writing a good letter (writing pads, calligraphy on the envelope and some pages of sweet words) and sent it hoping to get a reply.A week later I go to the library and find my name on the notice board indicating that I had a letter and went to pick it. My name was written plainly on the envelope and she had written to me on A4 graph papers. Words there included ‘you are so ugly that any chic who falls for you is doing you a favour or just having a good time’ and that ’ the only place fit for you is the zoo’. That is how I became the laughing stock of my class for the remainder of my period in high school.
Used to sell those in High school.
Patia msichana miaka tatu atakua pipa. Iyo time ndio mwanaume anatokeleza.(Ni miaka mitatu juu saa hii uko 28-31, aren’t you?)
Alafu?
mpe distance and time, atajileta
unakaa ki gorilla hivi hivi?pole
Wah! Weka mbisha yako tuone kama anadanganya…
Tried getting her back by writing back a nice letter, akaimark
Not yet
Alafu?
Gave up at that point
Yule mp wa nyanza anakaa kama warthoth alipata kura, pussy was there before. Tafta moolah or suck a cock.
Wololo…ulipata marks nga?
:D:D:D:D:rolleyes:
Ulipata marks ngapi? Such a cold chick,mpe time tu. Meanwhile,kaa mbali nayeye na ujijenge na utashangaa vile atarudi akiwa anapiga magoti. Kuwa ambitious zaidi by 50% ujionee how they all start noticing you…
rejection is real people! hahaha
After my primo ,kuna dame nilikua nimekufa and i happen to have known the sec she enrolled to.So sato moja nika skive chuo to go and visit her from Thika to Kiambu. Kufika kwa gate ya chuo,nikaiingia ,nikapata watchee na wamatha fulani ,i think kitchen clue.
So went straight to the watchee and started sweet talking him, that i needed to speak to my siz nimetuma na mbuyu…jamaa mjinga alianza za ovyo akishout “wee kijana toka huku ama nikuiitie polisi” na mimi niko za “sasa mambo na karao inakujia wapi” So he started calling some other working mate ati wafunge gate karao waitwe.
Hapo nilitoka kama bolt na aibu kibao,thou good thing is dame mwenyewe hakujua.
Hakumark letter tena?
7/10
Alimark na after kujua nikaachana naye
Hiyo “kitchen clue”, did it give a pointer as to who murdered the English tisha?
I think hata hiyo ‘thou dame hakujua’ was part of the arsenal used to murder the English teacher…