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:D:D:D:D im actually starting to look forward to this shyte
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because you are like that shyte
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Bcoz ur a fat old man
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Mungiki mwenzangu na shemeji, LEAVE HER ALONE.
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@Unicorn when did you start speaking chokosh bebe?
Yea. Caught my boss doing it in the office and got a pay raise just to keep my mouth shut.
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I actually logged in to see tonight’s poll
ni wonaga uria kanumaga?kohana atia kairitu gaitu?
Nūū ūyūū…Arūme matihūhanagia na andū aka. Otherwise ndirī na kawaganu.
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Still not quite there yet @cortedivoire your previous polls were mind boggling now these are common stuff even I can contribute.
Yes in campus I have walked in on friends masturbating usually late in the night…I also walked into couples having sex…Kuna dem aliniambia pole mkufuu chukua hio padlock utufungie na inje nitakupigia tukimaliza utufungulie.
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he he he,uyu akoragwo emundu muka kweli? Ati na kamugethii kana ni gaitu?
Hata usipoweka number bado tunaku countia. Usijaribu ku overstay!.
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Alikuwa mwarabu ama mhindi? Those guys can even wank wakiona miguu ya mwanamke. :D:D
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Muhindi
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Hao huwa wana wank na tongs ama? Coz rumours has it that kadude huwa ka small sana.
I have never caught anybody wanking But i have been caught Wanking.- At WORK!
I used to do Security in a massive Warehouse and on weekends i would be behind the Screens for 12 hours watching the whole Building from the CCTV All alone. We are talking like a massive place almost the size of a Stadium and i even had the free use of a Security van to do laps every 4 hours around the whole establishment.
I would get so bored,call everyone i know on the phone,still time didnt seem to move. Kidogo i get the van and do some "donuts" and "Handbreak Turns" and still the time seemed to be at a stand still. Anyway,the natural progression would be the temptation of watching Porn on the Computer ya job while Stroking my Johnstone under the Desk thinking that i was invisible. Kumbe while i am busy watching the Building i am also being watched from "makao makuu" via internet connection! (it was new technology then) Monday morning i was called in by the Management from the Agency i worked for and they told me that i was Jobless with immidiate effect. I still remember that woman managers words as i got the Red Card… " There is hidden surveillance in the Security Room and you were being monitored on Sunday Afternoon. ;I dont wish to discuss it but you know what you were doing dont you?. It is as awkward for me as it is for you but i have the copies of the recordings and if you do not wish to Appeal our decision,we will have them destroyed"
Ofcourse i was not going to fight for the job so i signed on the dotted line allowing them to destroy the tape of me Having a Wank!
Just as well i was a single man; Imagine trying to explain why you got sacked to your wife…
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nilipenda tangu the old village…
nightmares are made of this
Ulizeni @Unicorn the IDS… *runs n hides behind a sheepskin ya @Wakanyama
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