Last night I ferked up venye nili smoke weed with my girlfriend around. Kujeni mcheke na mnitusi.

So I usually smoke weed with my mboys and just chill get relaxed you know that kind of thing.

So last night my mbich come over which was nice coz I wanted kupunguza stress. It was a very tiring day yesterday. In typical MadPhilosopher luck aka nishow she is on her period. Nikatulia kidogo venye ilifika around 10 I just thought why not get a blunt and sleep high. Big mistake absolutely regretting it now. I smoked, got high and it was nice. Decided to come back to the bedroom to sleep. She felt I was smoking so she kind of acted weird. I went to hug her from the back and she curled into a little ball. I sensed she was afraid and that is all my mind needed to freak out. I spent the next hour blabering how she should not be afraid of me. Wanted to stop talking but I just couldn’t sleep knowing she is afraid. Can’t blame her it was all my fault.

I actually felt really bad mtoto wa mwenyewe come to relax but was truly horrified at the moment. With every word I uttered to assure her that she was absolutely safe, I just made it the much worse. Nimeamka and it still feels she is scared of me. Nimeamua I won’t utter a word lest she thinks am genuinely going mad.

next

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Sema bangi ilikuonyesha ukamue your ‘beach’ ikinyesha…serrre

Has she said what she is actually afraid of? Did she know you smoke? Most important, are you sure si bangi ilikushow she was scared? Finally, kama mtu ananyesha alale kwake

Ditto.

:D:D:D
I expected a crazy ending once i read bangi na periods

Ameamka and we talked she said hakuwa scared but was sleeping normally. Yah definitely the bhangi ilinishow my things. I hate domestic violence so I freaked out venye I felt she was scared. Am still high kidogo kikikkki

Ngombe Wewe :D:D:D

Sasa hii kitu ya mwanume kucheka “kikiiki” hii bado ni bangi ama UMAMA???

I think ni umama tu

Can relate. Sasa boy flani Mrs ni mtu church mbaiya, we blaze once in a while. Sasa I wanted to know why he separated with her since they have teen kids etc. Jamaa alijulikana yeye huchoma na after that the mama anakua paranoid and being overly agreeable on verbal confrontations although actions were the opposite. The guy once amejam yote juu ya hio umeffi akamshow ‘unajua naeza kugonga nikuue’. Msee alipata hao half empty the following evening.

@MadPhilosopher this tells alot

Wacha nikutusi sasa.

Matako ya mjuskafiri

Amua kuandika engrich ama kiswahili. Hii sheng yako haieleweki. Meffi ya tortoise.

Next ni wewe. Ulilipa singo matha?

Na ati Mrs alikua mtu wa church??? “colombo walks away singing the song, umejivalia ngozi ya kondoo

Very important.

Wife kama wewe ni mlevi ama mtu mandom hufai kumficha, anafaa ajue kabla muoane. But all these vices hutaka self-control and discipline.

Kukunywa bibo na Kukula keki are now vices???.., am out…mnazoea boychild