Lanyez held me hostage

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@Silverback83

This happened to me some years back in town. That’s the first and last time I’ve ever hit a woman.

Hekaya in full. Hatutaki vitu nusu nusu.

[system]

@tall mnyama everywhere

Hekaya in full. Hatutaki vitu nusu nusu.

Niliiweka hapa many months ago. Kunguru alikataa kunifungulia mlango after alini cat fish. Nilijam kishenzi nikamgonga. Alogonga kichwa Nafikiri kwa kitanda aka black out. Mazee niliishi for a few months knowing I’ll be arrested for murder at any moment. Siku moja nilimpata kwa supermarket. Hapo nilijua niko safe.

[mtadao]

A fool and his money…

[MajorProphet]

@Silverback83

Niliiweka hapa many months ago. Kunguru alikataa kunifungulia mlango after alini cat fish. Nilijam kishenzi nikamgonga. Alogonga kichwa Nafikiri kwa kitanda aka black out. Mazee niliishi for a few months knowing I’ll be arrested for murder at any moment. Siku moja nilimpata kwa supermarket. Hapo nilijua niko safe.

You’re lucky it was only one, mimi walikuwa rende. Waliniambia wako na sheria zao, huwezi ingia na kutoka hivyo bila kulipa.

[Sakmadic]

@MajorProphet

I saw this ad, called the number 0768055748 and went to the place along Naivasha Road near Dagoretti Corner.
[ATTACH=full]364466[/ATTACH]

Found a group of about 5 hookers in an apartment 2nd floor room 2E Kiri House just a few metres from Mama Oliech Restaurant.

I didn’t find what I like but a lady (with a Kale accent) who had picked my call said I had to pay anyway or she would ‘cause drama’.

I was adamant I’m not paying since I’d not partaken of any services, but they blocked the door. Finally I parted with 300 bob and was set free.

Why didnt ur father just use a condom?

[Starscream]

@uwesmake

ati yeye ni @LIEN ?

You are lien

[Starscream]

@Silverback83

This happened to me some years back in town. That’s the first and last time I’ve ever hit a woman.

Tupe hekaya bana

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@MajorProphet

You’re lucky it was only one, mimi walikuwa rende. Waliniambia wako na sheria zao, huwezi ingia na kutoka hivyo bila kulipa.

Si basi ungekamuana…ulipoteza pesa bure

[Starscream]

@tall mnyama everywhere is @chap

[fitzmeister]

Tafuta carpenter akuundie fake pistol ya timber

[Vinnywaf]

@MajorProphet

You’re lucky it was only one

@Silverback83 sawa na @kiLo- ni soldiers they have been trained to bring down kungurus no matter how many they are

[Thikhot]

@kalifa

Where is the spammer @Thikhot, hizi ndyo vitu ziko huku?

kiongos Mali napost huwa safi