Lanyes

[black_sparrow]

When did you stop feasting on Lanyes?

Years ago, I and my friend used to hang around a local that later started housing Lanyes after waliongeza rooms. One day after imbibing some Gilbeys, a lanye in her mid thirties with thick brown thighs and a mini dress started seducing me. Nikaamua nionje the food that faces the earth. I wanted to have to shots. After the first round, we started having a general chit chat as I waited to mount her again. Then out of nowhere she told me, “Mimi huheshimu wanaume wenye hukuja huku sana juu iko haja gani ya kurape mtoto, ng’ombe or a shosho?”. Badala ya hio mtu anakuja tu huku". At that moment I evaluated all my life choices and that’s how my tool of work went to hiding na zikashuka. I rose up, dressed and as I went to open the door, she was like “kwani umeenda na tulikuwa twende ya pili, kama nimekukosea mahali pole, nitakupunguzia bei iwe 250”. I told her no and she looked so confused as I left. I was like, yaani she sees me as someone with no option to a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

[cortedivoire]

@black_sparrow

last time I feasted on a lanye

[Nubia]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

[Mlinda_lango]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Shida ya kula maliar ni kupatana na vichwa ngumu na roho chafu who leave you more stressed than you were when you went there. Wewe ulipata maliar roho safi, isipokuwa her warped view of men. Huyo alikuwa maliar wako .
But on the bright side, you found a good reason to stop.

[MzalendoWakwetu]

Being a loser is seeking respect/validation from a hoe. She’s a hoe! Nothing that she thinks matters as long as she’s giving it to you the way you want.
Are you the same elder that was complaining about not getting a ‘connection’ from a hoe?
Hoes are for fucking. That’s it.

[Yuletapeli]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Na uliwacha kula lanyes juzi tu..
Hujawacha shifo. Hio ni PNC na itaisha tu according to elder kodivoa

[Gaza]

Life bila lanye ya 150 would be boring no fuck.

[black_sparrow]

@MzalendoWakwetu

Being a loser is seeking respect/validation from a hoe. She’s a hoe! Nothing that she thinks matters as long as she’s giving it to you the way you want.
Are you the same elder that was complaining about not getting a ‘connection’ from a hoe?
Hoes are for fucking. That’s it.

Lakini hapo pa kuambiwa kuhusu ng’ombe haikai sawa

[EL_CUCUY]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Sleeping with a lanye as a man is the lowest you can go. Mtu mwenye hulala na malaya according to me is a big loser. Those women are damaged beyond repair. Mtu hulala na wanaume 10+ a night for a living wont reason like a normal human being. She is basically a cup dump. Its good uliachana na malaya. Respect yourself champ!

[Milf-connoisseur]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Hapa I agree with the lanye, hakuna haha ya kunajisi watoto, walemavu, mifugo etc na lanye wako kuanzia 150/. Hio time hukua na dem/friend with benefits wakuoshea rungu so you had to buy kinywero

[nifama]

@MzalendoWakwetu

Being a loser is seeking respect/validation from a hoe. She’s a hoe! Nothing that she thinks matters as long as she’s giving it to you the way you want.
Are you the same elder that was complaining about not getting a ‘connection’ from a hoe?
Hoes are for fucking. That’s it.

Late Kevin Samuels said that black men need to disassociate their self-esteem from sex.

[Jizman]

@black_sparrow

…o a point she “compliments” me for going to her instead of feasting on livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Ati the food that faces the earth . Mko na mambo nyi elders. Anyway Gilbeys achana nayo. Hiyo kitu ilifanya nifyekane dry fry ka zote hadi mapoko wa tao bana. Kwanza hio wakati promo zilikuwa mingi kwa liquor store za supermarket so kabla niende out kununua mzinga at 3k nilikuwa naanza na ile iko kejani then na malizia na ya klabu

[MzalendoWakwetu]

@black_sparrow

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MzalendoWakwetu:

Being a loser is seeking respect/validation from a hoe. She’s a hoe! Nothing that she thinks matters as long as she’s giving it to you the way you want.
Are you the same elder that was complaining about not getting a ‘connection’ from a hoe?
Hoes are for fucking. That’s it.

Lakini hapo pa kuambiwa kuhusu ng’ombe haikai sawa

You should have done like @Mwaganu-muthici . He
reversed the payment juu poko alibonga shonde.

[black_sparrow]

@Jizman

…anyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

Ati the food that faces the earth . Mko na mambo nyi elders. Anyway Gilbeys achana nayo. Hiyo kitu ilifanya nifyekane dry fry ka zote hadi mapoko wa tao bana. Kwanza hio wakati promo zilikuwa mingi kwa liquor store za supermarket so kabla niende out kununua mzinga at 3k nilikuwa naanza na ile iko kejani then na malizia na ya klabu

Ile ni chang’aa bana.

[Lord_Wanaruona]

@Nubia

…livestock and vulnerable females in society? In my mind I came to learn that Lanyes regard the men who go there as the lowest scum on earth who can’t convince a woman. I understand most men go to lanyes out of curiosity and the sweetness of a forbidden fruit but Lanyes see you as losers. That’s the last time I feasted on a lanye.

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