Lanyes perfom necessary task for idiots with no game!

Facts: Kijiji is full of egoistic old fools with zero game. Yani baba mzima huezi weka dem box. These bonobos came up with stupid excuses like, ‘sina time ya kukatiana, am very busy’ yet you spend hrs online or at a club with 1 bottle of guiness. Last I added 6 new body counts from fb🤣. 4 out of this 6 girls/single mothers we meet at my place and fucked same day. Mmoja, 23yrs old, nilikula hadi mkia.

This year nmeongeza two, na wale wa last year bado wako except 1 single mom who wants things to get to serious. Every time I see a cute lady kwa mat, I sit next to her and strike a random convo. Some you’ll vibe but atakunyima number. But it doesn’t really matter. Plenty of fish kwa soko.

I also remember I took a girls, 20yr, contact tukiwa kwa mama mboga akingoja zake zikatwe, me was buying tomatoes and onion. We met next after a week and I kamuad her. Now I get my clothes and utensils cleaned for free. Only downside, some weeknds you can have like 4 girls want to visit you, inabidi umepost tbt uko ocha kusalimia watu.

If you want to up your game, buy my dating book. Covers everything from picking girls online and in the streets, with unique convo starters and pick up lines.

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Unajiona uko na game kuliko elders hapa?..weka digits za khupipi hapa ndio ujue

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Ati mnavibe na dem kwa mat then anakunyima number?I can’t decide which is stupidier…wewe kunyimwa namba? How consequently stupid the book can be? Your stupid marketing gimmick? Your assumption that most talkers iq range is similar to that of a grade 2 pupil!

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@dumbele , tumekutafuta sana! Can we assume the proposal backfired?

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Wacha niongeze

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What trophy did you get ?

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Dont be silly. This is a random beautiful woman you have met in a random place. There are many factors at play; she can be devotedly married, a nun, les, etc. Dem kukunyima number ata kama mmevibe doesnt mean much. Its just like sales, even the best sellers dont close all sales, they can lose some at any point of the sale process. Be a man!!

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I save time and mine. Manzi yako ananifulia nikimarket my products online. The money I was to use I do side hustles like farming and learning online courses. Only fools buy pussy

What does this prove?

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@dumbele time ya kuweka malaya box wewe utoa wapi?

malaya ya 23 years mwenye anakubali watu wamuingie nyuma bado unatumia mistari kumwin?

uko na time mingi ya kuharibu

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Am not the one paying premium prices for a piece of meat in oversupply, lol. Self-esteem ya lanye eaters huwa chini kama tumbo ya nyoka

Am not the one paying premium prices for a piece of meat in oversupply, lol. Self-esteem ya lanye eaters huwa chini kama tumbo ya nyoka

Gen Zs are very willing to experiment. Pandisha self esteem kutoka kwa mkia, utakula vitu soft and clean. Lanyes achia watu wanajifunza mechi. Shame on you!!

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Unaandika umama bure

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Sisi wa kukatia huona hao wa kukula lanye wakiwa better off because you pay and youre done. Us on the other hand we must sweet talk these women spend money and come up empty some times.

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@MTINGIZA_KITANDA alifanyiwa arranged marriage juu hakuwe Na game.

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