lanye sumbua

[system]

@chap

Spa kama gani hizo? Uko na bullet point list ushare nasi

mimi niseme tosha!? Tunaweza tombana mpaka next week,

[bonerman]

We’ve all been there. Hawa wanakuanga in denial na kazi wanafanya. Awful experience second only to an unhygienic slut. I like sex workers that enjoy what they do and know how to make an earning off of it!
The industry exists because people want a hassle-free lay alafu unapata fala kama huyo anasumbua kushinda bibi. Buana ondoa jam kwa streets ukatafute kazi.
What I’ve learnt over the years though, if you pay less than 1000 chances zako za kuambulia patupu ni kama 50%. Iyo pesa lipia mavela unyonge ukuwe na 100% chance ya kumwaga.
Thao kuendelea unapata professionals and your success rate increases to over 80%.

[Ngau]

@bonerman

We’ve all been there. Hawa wanakuanga in denial na kazi wanafanya. Awful experience second only to an unhygienic slut. I like sex workers that enjoy what they do and know how to make an earning off of it!
The industry exists because people want a hassle-free lay alafu unapata fala kama huyo anasumbua kushinda bibi. Buana ondoa jam kwa streets ukatafute kazi.
What I’ve learnt over the years though, if you pay less than 1000 chances zako za kuambulia patupu ni kama 50%. Iyo pesa lipia mavela unyonge ukuwe na 100% chance ya kumwaga.
Thao kuendelea unapata professionals and your success rate increases to over 80%.

Umenena kaka lipa thao kwenda juu, upate service msoori.

[Terrorsummit]

@omoisi omong'aini

mtu mjinga pekee ndo anaeza porwa na malaya

Kuna wale wa rangi mbili,waliniporanga 500 way back in 2019 hata kidogo simu iende

[LongerTime]

@bonerman

We’ve all been there. Hawa wanakuanga in denial na kazi wanafanya. Awful experience second only to an unhygienic slut. I like sex workers that enjoy what they do and know how to make an earning off of it!
The industry exists because people want a hassle-free lay alafu unapata fala kama huyo anasumbua kushinda bibi. Buana ondoa jam kwa streets ukatafute kazi.
What I’ve learnt over the years though, if you pay less than 1000 chances zako za kuambulia patupu ni kama 50%. Iyo pesa lipia mavela unyonge ukuwe na 100% chance ya kumwaga.
Thao kuendelea unapata professionals and your success rate increases to over 80%.

Kile sielewi. If she’s already showing signs of being a sumbua BEFORE you pay, why continue with the transaction?

[Old_Monk]

hawa wa street ni hasara tupu only hawa ni preserve wa drunkards high on cheap alcohol.

[kalifa]

@Silverback83

Kuna mmoja hapo karibu na medina hotel alishinda akini texh every one hour even after telling her Ill call her when I am in need. I blocked her and she started using another number. I had to be ugly for her to stop. Mental illness and prostitution go hand in hand.

Alikuwa msawa?

[kalifa]

Met mwengine ka petite,mara usinishike tits, mara have you cumm,…alinisumbua sana, then after the deed anageuka mzuri ati tupatane kesho tena…

[Yuletapeli]

Hekaya swafi…nilikuwa nadhani itaishia ukidai venye ulipoteza mshahara wa siku mbili…ukarudi kisii mguu :D:D

[solosantos]

Nice hekaya boss :D:D, experience is the best teacher :D:D

[father_Kagwesh]

Hekaya safi. I put a caveat to women I want to shag not to wear trousers. Huyo wako na longi angekunyonga ata, shukuru Mungu.

[digi]

@omoisi omong'aini

Ever found yourself in a situation where you are dealing with a lanye sumbua?

After kumada high school nakumbuka niliget kibarua ya siku mbili sides za Eldoret. Nilikuwa nalipwa thao per day. So ningeenda home na thao mbekse. Transport kutoka Kisii ilikuwa arranged na ivo ndo nilienda Eldoret. It was not my first time in Eldoret so I already knew the place. The first day nilifanya job na ikakuwa fiti. Accomodation and food was arranged so sikuwa na shida hapo. Day 2 after job kuisha nilipewa 2k yangu na nikaongezewa thao juu ya transport kurudi kisii.

Mimi huyo nikaanza kuzurura nikingoja giza singeenda kisii the same day after all mi huchukia za usiku sana. mi hupenda ku travel mchana where you can see everything. Giza kuingia nikaenda nikachapa msosi kwanza kwa hotel flani hapo. Nikazurura zurura kiasi Eldoret nikatembea hadi White castle motel alafu nikarudi. nikaona wacha niingie club nijibambe. iyo idhaa club 411 ndo ilikuwa kusemanga Eldoret. Siku hizi naskia kuna club
mpya huko kama Timba, TMT, Signature, Panvilla. Nikachapa beer moja nikaona haileti shangwe juu ilikuwa weekday na ubaya ya weekday ni ati club haishikangi kama wikendi.

Niksema wacha nizurure alafu nione kutakua aje. In the process ya kuzurura, nikapitia paradise bar nikaona malanye nikateremka chini nikapitia nje ya clavers pub nikacheki pia malanye huko. Ubaya wa Eldi ni ati malanye wa huko wamechapa ile noma. Very ugly hata huezi simamisha. Nikaona hao ni noma juu walikuwa place ikona light na sipendi kuonekana nikibargain na malaya. Nikateremka kuenda chini hapo oginga odinga street. Kufika chini hapo kwa round about ya kuenda langas nikaanza kuenda juu ni kama naenda moi referral. before hata kuenda mbali nikapata malanye hapo uzuri ya hapo ni venye kulikuwa kumejaa giza giving me perfect cover to bargain with a lanye. nilikuwa na 3k nilikuwa nimesosi food ya soo so nilikuwa nimebaki na 2900. nakumbuka nikipiga a lap of honour nikisaka mwenye ako afadhali juu enyewe hao malanye walikuwa sura mbaya bana.

nikapata mmoja alikuwa afadhali. kuulizia naambiwa 350. Nikashangaa 350 aje na kisii inakuanga 150. Nikadai kubargain nikaambiwa mwisho ni 300. 150 ya room na 150 ya lanye. nikashtuka kwani Eldi kuma ni double bei ya kisii lakini nikasema haisuru. hapo mahali walikuwa kulikua na mlango ulikuwa unaingia kwa guest house kulikuwa na rooms. tukiwa tunaenda nilikuwa naguza huyo lanye anashinda anakataa akizua. nikimshika alikuwa akizua akidai nisimshike nimelipia kuma tu pekee. nikachorea. tukaingia room na ilikuwa safi ile kuruka. lanye alikuwa na trouser akatoa trouser na ngotha side moja pekee iyo side ingine ikabaki kwa mguu nikashindwa hii ni uchawi gani tena.

wale wa kisii huwa wanatoa kila kitu sasa hapa naona kutakuwa na shida. mimi nikatoa viatu na trouser. hata hakunistroke alinipea cd akanishow nijivalishe alafu alikuwa na attitude mbaya bana. after kuvaa cd nikapanda bed na before nieke kitu ndani naskia “leta pesa kwanza” tf is this. sasa hii ni nini huyu ameanza. kisii pesa ni after huku ni pesa before. nikachukua toja nikatoa 400 nikampea juu sikuwa na 300 imeshikana. nakumbuka nikimshow aniwai change before tuendelee akanipea soo nikaiweka. alafu nikanotice taa huko hazizimwi nikaona ikiwa somehow weird. but them huyu ni lanye probably she wont remember me in the next 2 seconds. nikaeka kitu tukaanza kazi. man thats where usumbufu ilianza. Mara “ooh usinishike matiti”, Mara after every pump she would exclaim “unaniumiza”. Mara “umenilalia sana”, Mara “ooh hii kitu yako ni kubwa sana ongeza pesa”. TF is wrong with this bitch. The one that bored me was “hebu nione kama condom bado iko”. That one was such a turn off bana. after she confirmed the cd was intact niliskia “ongeza pesa tuendelee umekaa sana”. f**k that shit. nilitoka kwa hiyo bed, nikatoa cd put on my clothes and walked away. the last i remember was her calling me saying atanifanyia bei poa tuendelee. went my way. that was a long night i ever experienced.

Yule manzi wa kibera huwanga hivyo. Hii kando

[kalifa]

@digi

Yule manzi wa kibera huwanga hivyo. Hii kando

Huyo manzi wa kibera anakaa tu kusumbuwa

[digi]

@kalifa

Huyo manzi wa kibera anakaa tu kusumbuwa

zaidi

[uwesmake]

@Old Monk

hawa wa street ni hasara tupu only hawa ni preserve wa drunkards high on cheap alcohol.

admin kazi yako ni kutomba malaya wa 20 bob. umbwa ghassia baboon

[Old_Monk]

@uwesmake

admin kazi yako ni kutomba malaya wa 20 bob. umbwa ghassia baboon

shenzi niwache

[Hydra]

@Ngau

Hawa Malaya cheap wa street walk ni sumbua Sana, tembea massage spa, hapo unapewa service mpaka ni wewe unasema tosha.

Unataka aende spa na mshahara ya mjengo?

[gobshite]

@father Kagwesh

Hekaya safi. I put a caveat to women I want to shag not to wear trousers. Huyo wako na longi angekunyonga ata, shukuru Mungu.

Manze. Kanye hayuko skimpy in her dressing ATI Ako na trouser Hadi hata jacket ni mgondi or will harass you just to try pickpocket you.

[Baby_Panay]

Such hoes ni wale hushinda nje usiku hadi mapaja zinakua baridi kama za mama ya @Tauren bila client while the other girls are very busy.

Hio shitty attitude is such a turn off.

[system]

@Baby Panay

Such hoes ni wale hushinda nje usiku hadi mapaja zinakua baridi kama za mama ya @Tauren bila client while the other girls are very busy.

Hio shitty attitude is such a turn off.

boss, shida ni nini !?